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I wanna go to Hawaii and get Lei'd!!
Jul 30, 2009comment
If I bit my lip would U kiss it better?
Jul 24, 2009comment
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Jul 22, 2009comment
Sex relieves tension - love causes it.
Jul 22, 2009comment
Police Station toilet stolen-Cops have nothing 2 go on.
Jul 22, 2009comment
I sure hate being sober... :0(
Jul 22, 2009comment
I still miss my ex....but my aims improving!!
Jul 22, 2009comment
If you were a door, I'd bang you all night!!
Jul 15, 2009comment
Today is my birthday!! Woot woot!! Luv ya all!!
Jul 12, 2009comment
Tomorrow's my b-day..how about some birthday cheer?
Jul 11, 2009comment
5 more days....then I'm one year older...Damn!!
Jul 7, 2009comment
I wanna go to Hawaii and get lei'd...
Jul 7, 2009comment
Polishing the little pink pearl
Jul 7, 2009comment
There is no remedy for sex but more sex.
Jul 3, 2009comment
Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
Jul 2, 2009comment
I am always looking 4 meaningful 1 nite stands
Jul 1, 2009comment
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