Happy Memorial weekend and thank you for your services to all active, retired and veterans who have made the ultimate sacrifice. This is my Easter Status just in case I forget. Why do leprechauns giggle when they run? Because the grass tickles thier balls. Happy St. Pattys Day. Happy New Year to anyone that reads this. Fuck everyone else! Call me old fashioned, but I like my women without penises. Wishing you all a Happy Halloween Lightning is powerful, it only speaks with thunder! We love to fight, because we fight for love! I was told to update my status, so here it is. Finally got one of those Lucky McCoin Blings. Took forever! R.I.P. Tom Petty and pray for the victims in Vegas. You're lucky I don't run you over with the SUV, if you feel a certain way you can SMD Happy Birthday world calendar! Makeshift Patriot, the flag shop is out of stock..... I hang myself at half mast. Is cyber Monday just a peak in porn site searches and views? #Black Friday Lives Matter |