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Happy Memorial weekend and thank you for your services to all active, retired and veterans who have made the ultimate sacrifice.
May 24, 2019comment
This is my Easter Status just in case I forget.
Apr 4, 2019comment
Why do leprechauns giggle when they run? Because the grass tickles thier balls. Happy St. Pattys Day.
Mar 17, 2019comment
Happy New Year to anyone that reads this. Fuck everyone else!
Dec 31, 2018comment
Call me old fashioned, but I like my women without penises.
Nov 29, 2018comment
Happy Thanksgiving Fubar
Nov 22, 2018comment
Wishing you all a Happy Halloween
Oct 31, 2018comment
Lightning is powerful, it only speaks with thunder!
Jun 3, 2018comment
We love to fight, because we fight for love!
May 14, 2018comment
I was told to update my status, so here it is.
Apr 20, 2018comment
Finally got one of those Lucky McCoin Blings. Took forever!
Mar 13, 2018comment
R.I.P. Tom Petty and pray for the victims in Vegas.
Oct 2, 2017comment
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Aug 17, 2017comment
Happy Drinko De Mayo
May 4, 2017comment
You're lucky I don't run you over with the SUV, if you feel a certain way you can SMD
Apr 14, 2017comment
Fly Pelican Fly
Apr 14, 2017comment
Happy Birthday world calendar!
Dec 31, 2016comment
Makeshift Patriot, the flag shop is out of stock..... I hang myself at half mast.
Dec 17, 2016comment
Is cyber Monday just a peak in porn site searches and views?
Nov 26, 2016comment
#Black Friday Lives Matter
Nov 25, 2016comment
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