It is unreasonable that I should have to beg to suck his dick.

I just want to be his pillow princess

Being married and feeling alone sucks ass. Wish I had someone to play with.

When your weekend is a blur of what the fuck just happened moments…

If I were to get a tattoo on my chest what should I get?

Why do guys hit on big women?

When your husband tells you no one else is going to want you. But he doesn’t know that you get hit on every time you leave the house.💋💋💋

I just offered to beat the fuck out of a Navy Seal.... Cause I’m smart like that.

I’m the biggest #MAGA fan ever! Mexicans Always Get Across

I’m from Odessa… - The home of the world’s largest Jack Rabbit - Where the only REAL donut is from Southern Maid - Where Doc Bracy served suicides and the best chili dogs in town with ½ a weenie (“because there was so much meat in the chili you only needed half a weenie”) - Where the hotlink sandwich at Super Service set your mouth on fire - Where families pass down season tickets to high school football – even if there are no more kids in the family playing - Where being able to see the water towers of both Midland and Odessa from the mid-point on 191 is something to point out to visitors, not a slam on the local terrain - Where driving west as the sun sets is an extreme sport; yet, the sunsets are the most amazing gold medal known to man I’m from Odessa … - Where someone just decided that the state of his life was the fault of everyone else - Where people threw their children to the ground; less afraid of broken bones than flying bullets - Where doors were locked, and streets were blocke

#OdessaStrong

Love

I hate dick pics. I’m happy for you if girls looking at your dick gets you excited. I am a grown ass woman. I do not get excited over looking at a dick that will never please me.

Would really like an IOS jailbreak now.

FML

When you want to sleep and need to sleep, but can’t. Cause he’s off in BF fuckin E some damn where. #fucktroublecalls

Feelin’ these oldies tonight.....

I need some new ink

I'm just come sittin' on the dock of the bay Watchin' the tide roll away I'm sittin' on the dock of the bay, wastin' time

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