I looked in the mirror and said to myself... "Bart, you stop that shit" Then I smirked, cause my name aint Bart...

"Pants"

I'm wearing black today to mourn the death of my motivation...

LMNOPE

Braunsweiger sandwiches...

Migratory attack patterns...

Society sucks

Lesbian seagulls

Glib glob gleeb

Qaundo

Friday!!!!!

Self checkout? Damn right, every morning in the mirror... Lookin' good!!!

"How are you today?" is a formality. If i wanted your life story, I'd add you on facebroke!

Quick everyone, it's raining and muddy out. Let's go shopping near closing time when they are mopping the floor. They'll love us for it!!

My fellow pedestrian in line (ANYWHERE) please stand 6 feet behind me or more. Covid or not, I don't need you up my ass!!

Dear customer. Being as I am counting your change back to you when you asked for a bag, I will decrease my efficiency by no less than 20 percent and take my time further since it was obvious to you I was doing something when you asked for the obvious!

Dear customers. It puts the money in my hand, not thrown on the counter. I'm not a hooker, hand me the money and have respect!

Dear customers, banks are open through the week. Take your 50 and 100 bill's there for change

To all the customer's who gave me shit... I hope your day is as fucked up as you are!!

Granite!!