energizer bunny arrested.... charged with battery...

" flying is learning how to throw youurself at the ground and miss "

life is an amazing teacher but it eventually kills all of its students...

if barbie isnt a slut then why do people have to buy her boyfriends?????

when we dropped a bomb on japan we let them deal with it... when they blow themselves up we lend a hand.... neone c something wrong with this picture???

finally beer is cheaper than gas.... drink dont drive hahaha

finally beer is cheeper than gas.... drink dont drive

those who cant teach, teach gym... those who cant teach gym, strip hahahahahaha

if life gives you lemons throw then bac k and demand apples

if youre all that and a bag of chips im a bag of skittles, taste my rainbow bitch hahaha

live freely laugh often and love deeply

live freely laugh often and l love deeply

live each moment like its your last.

friends are the family you choose for yourself

youth is a gift of nature but age is a work of art

bored to tears... need to find something to do

have you ever wondered who was the first person to think to theirself " im going to eat the first thing that comes out of that chickens butt"

cant sleep clowns will eat me

chillin at home with the family

I see who I want to be in my daughters eyes