Nurse Manager = One big headache!

Training new people sucks raw eggs. I don't have time for this s**t!

‎"If you fall, I'll be there. - The floor" Oh, floor. So dependable.

To anyone that sent drinks , I promise to return the favor as soon as I get done with my party!!!

It's Saturday ... time to ------------- insert idea to the left! Thanks and drive through again!

Dances around the room with glee and giggles! My grandbabies are coming from Oklahoma to see this crazy grandma!

A Friday off and I'm all ready to get in trouble! Any one want to help me out here?

“ A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road. ” ― Henry Ward Beecher

My word for the day .... "productive" now let's see if I can live up to its meaning!

Blah blah blah .... that's all you know how to do! Say something real or get away from me!

I hate in when people make me do stuff!

Did you forget to put your big boy pants on today? I'll fetch the diapers real quick so you don't have an accident!

My give a s**t button needs fixin!

Home sweet home .... nothing better than walking in the door and your grandbabies about knock you over with happiness!

Got a flight to catch so I must leave you good people for a while but I shall return with a vengeance!

Getting ready to go to the airport to fly home. Someone virtually hold my hand so I don't have to smack up some stupid people!

Okay so I'm out of town in a motel for work and I open my door and the owners little boy is outside running around naked! What the hell is up with that?

I want the bartering system back .... this work thing takes effort and my give a **** button is on the glitz!

I should probably go to my meeting but this rain has me sitting in my office saying do I really want to deal with OSHA? Blah! Sticking my tongue at you irritants interrupting my playing on here! Boo!

It's too early for life!