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Athleticnfun's Status
What to do during a hurricane weekend? Get drunk!
Sep 14, 2018comment
This status update brought to you by Karma...err, Rea
May 1, 2017comment
I guess I'm an idiot for thinking this site would be a good place to meet a decent woman lol.
Sep 20, 2016comment
Gameday, Go Cocks!
Sep 1, 2016comment
Yep, this site is still the perfect place for people full of shit...
Aug 23, 2016comment
What did one ass cheek say to the other? "If we stick together we can stop this shit!"
Aug 11, 2016comment
Some of y'all have terrible photoshopping skills, and others need to be more consistent choosing fake pics of the same girl lol.
Jul 26, 2016comment
Call me old fashioned but I miss the days when people actually said bye to each other after a conversation...
Jul 2, 2016comment
Only guys seem interested in me on here...gotta love this site...
May 26, 2016comment
Love the sound of falling rain in the Spring
Mar 26, 2016comment
It's amazing how some chicks on here have absolutely no sense of humor and take themselves WAY too seriously...lighten up!
Oct 7, 2015comment
Sure was great finally seeing the sunshine again today after what was has been a tough long week here in SC.
Oct 6, 2015comment
Goodnight FuTards
Sep 16, 2015comment
Thinking I want to go see The Martian when it comes out in a few weeks...
Sep 13, 2015comment
My shout box isn't working?
Sep 11, 2015comment
Apparently some women on here don't have a sense of humor regarding cheesy pickup lines clearly meant as jokes when put up as a status...
Aug 10, 2015comment
Girl if you were a soap dispenser I wouldn't hesitate to pump you twice in the girls' room
Aug 2, 2015comment
Bite me Fluffy
Jul 24, 2015comment
I remember when this used to be a cool site you could chat with people on...
May 27, 2015comment
Who y'all got? I say Go Pats!
Feb 1, 2015comment
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