Living my life.... Be back soon!

Where are my minions and why aren't they worshiping me?

Ever feel like the Goddess is giggling?

Sadly, my day requires pants...

That little voice in your head that says "Go buy shoes"... THAT'S the one to listen to.

I have an imagination - Fear me.

Whoever is responsible for giving me this nasty cold, please come forth so that I can punch you in the face as a thank you. That or.... make me some soup.

Blondes are for practice; Brunettes are for real. :D

I love to smile at people just to see them smile back!

Likes coffee like she likes her men - Hot, steamy, large, strong, satisfying and first thing in the morning! Good Morning, ya'll!

Men are like paper plates..disposable, reusable, and ALWAYS replaceable. :)

Jeez.... My thoughts just crack me up!!

Well I thought it - but I didn't say it out loud. That has gotta count for something!

Now I understand why the Black Widow kills the male after mating.

Yes I am.... What were you expecting? Green skin, a pointy nose, and warts?

Feeling fabulous and a little funky! ;)

A good girl with naughty thoughts is still a good girl. ;)

Wicked looks hot on me.....

My life may not be full of diamonds and roses, but it sure is full of sh!ts and giggles.

Getting my groove back, my sexy back, and finally getting my mind back! Watch out world here I come.......