Just making a quick pass through...

Happy Mothers Day!

Sick and tired of doctors and surgeons

Orgasms are like cooking. I could do it myself, but prefer someone else to do it.

Welcome to New England: sunshine, rain, sleet, snow, earthquake and eclipse all in one week.

That fat furry bastard lied. Lmao

Ugh, so sick of this snow. Hopefully it clears up for the drive home today

I swear I need to wrap myself in bubble wrap and sit in the middle of a padded room lol

Ugh, it can warm up any time now

Today is a day to mainline hot coffee and hide under the electric blanket. Too friggin cold out.

Oh Boston.... you beautiful but bitchy city. Lmao

Squeezing in a quick road trip between the snow storms. Fun!

No new year,new me bs. I'm gonna be the same loveable asshole that I am.

Deck the halls and not your coworkers. Fa la la la la, la la, la la

Santa called me a ho ho ho today. How rude. Hahaha

Rough week ahead.

A pulled hamstring really sucks. It's been a week or so now and it's just barely starting to mend. Ugh

I definitely have my sassy pants on today. Bahahaha. Look out world, your ray of sarcastic sunshine is on its way.

Thanks to my family and friends for the luv this week. Sorry if I haven't rated/liked back. Mom was in the hospital and then I was in the ER yesterday. I'm still not feeling great but need to push through to take care of her.

Stressed the fuck out