Crush your enemies, crush your enemies, and watch them tremble before yooouuu!

(h) Falling in love with you is the second best thing I've ever done. Finding you is the first. (h)

If you can't say 'hi' without sounding like a fuckin' creep, don't bother trying to talk to me!

Thunder lizard, stoney eye, you've got me hypnotized. Hot tongue breaks in and out, and I can't believe my eyes.

We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.

fried-day... yep

No ugly today... No!! Go away!!

Come play kill Refuse my body, refuse my shadow Stond cold will Refuse to lead this, refuse to follow Bitter pills Refuse to feed this, refuse to swallow I'm fueled godless

So much to do so little time!!

Never thought it would be this hard...

Absolute confusion...

9 lb 1 oz and 22 ins, that's not a baby, that's a monster!!

It's a girl!

could it be time?

Why don't some people understand that I want nothing to do with them?!

GRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

blah, cleaning and paperwork.... paperwork and cleaning....

This new set up really sucks!!!

And every night it gets a little harder... And they all seem just that much longer...

It cracks me up when ugly people try to be hot. And the ones that think they actually are... Oh, someone please help me before I die laughing!!