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A real man makes me feel like I'm the most confident, sexy, seductive and invincible woman alive. No wait... sorry... I'm thinking of vodka.
dear vodka, we had a deal, you were supposed to make me dance wonderfully,
is ready for whatever adventure life throws me. "when life gives you lemons find someone who's life gives them vodka, and have a party!" LOL
Have you ever noticed that when pumping gas, women hesitate just a second before putting the handle back, and that men always shake it?.. You will now. :)
If vodka was water..and I was a duck..I'd swim to the bottom and never come up..But vodka's not water and I'm not a duck..so slide me a bottle and shut the f up!
A husband and wife were setting up a password for their new computer. The husband put 'mypenis' and the wife laughed because it said "Error, not long enough"
Every guy needs a country girl. They aren't afraid of getting down and dirty and they can ride most anything!
~ A man asked a fairy to make him desirable & irresistible
...wants a race horse called 'my face' just so she can hear people shouting 'come on my face' lol
What would a farmers biggest problem be if she were to grow a field full of dildos? Squatters!
Difference between good & bad girls? Good girls loosen a few buttons when it's hot, Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons.
why do women wear panties? the law says all man holes must be covered when not in use
If you had a chance to say anything to me what would it be and be honest leave answers below if you are brave enough!!
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