Some days you are the chicken, other days you are the egg. Boy do I wish I were the egg right now!!!

Is starting to believe that common sense is not really all that common.

not the girl your mom warned you about. your mom didn't have this much imagination!

Deja Moo... I'm pretty sure I've seen this bullshit before..

It's true that we don't know what we've have until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we have been missing until it arrives.

people with piercings and tattoos are WAY more fun to see naked.

So um I need some fubling and a few fans.. anyone care to help a chick out

hears you talking a good game, HOWEVER, I do believe the ONLY time you get ass, is when your finger rips through the toilet paper.

I would like to dedicate a few moments of silence to Fluffy the Flat Headed Catfish whom apparently did not make it through the night after a very brief ( and I do mean VERY brief) battle of swim bladder disease. May you rest in peace my little buddy. I ca

Apparently common sense is really not all that common today.

I may not be the brightest crayon in the box, but I sure am fun to color with!!! :0)

Seriously..if you want us to save a horse and ride a cowboy, you guys need to learn to save a tree and eat a beaver..

has lost her Halo. Oh Oh oh wait,there it is, hanging on my pitchfork!

fresh eggs ain't the only thing That's needing to get laid

You Win some, You Lose some, But Nothings better than getting some!!

What a weekend...

Did they get you to trade your heroes for ghosts? Hot ashes for trees? Hot air for a cool breeze? Cold comfort for change?

If you like piña coladas, and gettin caught in the rain...

is moving through time at an incredible speed

Oh my b-Jesus someone please just shoot me already ARGGGGG!!!!!