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James's Status
I think I'm going to stick around for a while this time. I miss people.
Jun 8, 2020comment
I'm just here for the boobs.
Oct 28, 2018comment
Done. Later.
Apr 30, 2017comment
This has to be the worst place to actually start liking someone. I'm about done again.
Apr 30, 2017comment
I'm going to buy some cheese balls, cover them in melted chocolate and pass them off as Whoppers! Oh yes...it shall be done...
Apr 13, 2017comment
Who has bling over 50 credits I can polish? haha
Apr 12, 2017comment
I'm gonna go play the sluts in Vegas.
Jan 26, 2017comment
I have 19 likes today. Fuck yeah haha
Sep 22, 2016comment
What the shit?!
Sep 21, 2016comment
I keep coming back to this place. I think it represents my obvious lack of intelligence. This popularity contest is for the birds.
Feb 20, 2016comment
There should be a show called Finding People Finding Bigfoot. The premise of the show would be to dress up as Bigfoot and walk around the woods trying to get the investigators from the other show to find you.
Sep 14, 2015comment
When I die, I want a stranger to be there. So I point and whisper "You did this..."
Sep 14, 2015comment
I hate you so, Jade haha
Jun 22, 2015comment
Hate to quite a song...but...now you are just someone I used to know.
Jun 21, 2015comment
Having the 'Hawks makes up for the shitty teams in Chicago. LGH!
Jun 15, 2015comment
The dyslexic devil worshipper sold his soul to Santa.
May 31, 2015comment
You're about as pleasant as an itchy butthole.
May 27, 2015comment
Sometimes, I catch my reflection in the mirror, and I'm like "Oh no, that can't be right."
May 17, 2015comment
Got my 2500! Thanks everyone. Now I will shut up for a while.
May 15, 2015comment
16 to go! Like me!
May 15, 2015comment
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