In a Bob Marley state of mind....

Homie, just face it, I am me and you are you....therefore I WIN!

When I am at the mall, security just can't fight them all and when I'm at the beach, I'm in a Speedo trying to tan my cheeks, whhhaaaaaa.......

Just went shopping and talk is still cheap!!!!!

Im not easily scared, but that dude in drag that asked to be my friend, now he scared me!

I think Unicorns are hornier than horses!

Uh Oh files are officially opened for the next 24 hours. Please rate and comment.

Thinking of opening up my "uh-oh" files. Let me know if I should!

I asked my girlfriend what she would like most for her birthday earlier. She put her hand out and twinkled her fingers to me. A glove it is then.

Holy Fuck! Have you seen the whack jobs on broadcast!? I mean some people should never EVER take off their clothes!

Dear dudes on Fubar who are ripped and take pictures of themselves to post up as a profile picture, PLEASE STOP! You are making me and the other normal dudes look bad! LMAO!

If you were a burger at McDonald's, you would be called a McGorgeous!

Is it naked time yet????

When I'm at the mall, security just can't fight them all. When I'm at the beach, I'm in a Speedo trying to tan my cheeks.......I'm sexy and I know it!

I wonder why girls dont take more booty shots!!!

Hardest thing in the world is to let go of someone you love with all of your soul. If you love something set it free...if it comes back then its meant to be! Please God let it be!

just over 10,000 points to go to level!!! FUCK YEA!

if someone can pimp me out i would greatly appreciate it...i am only 1% from Leveling!

Just need a little over 64,000 points to level up...a huge thanks to Patti Member of Jades Dirty Diamond Crew for the help!!!

Guess i am not FU-Engaged anymore!!! WOOT WOOT!!!!