Well finally out of jail... got locked up .for hitting an undercover cop dressed as a hooker... with a soup can

Who wants to go out...and throw soup cans at the hookers

Who wants to facebook me?

Charlie sheen did enough coke to kill 2 and a 1/2 men

Rappers don't have a long life expectancy

R.I.P ...Gary Coleman...he died of multiple aneurysms...or as i like to call it....different strokes!

Am i the only guy on here ..who has shirt and pants on..while on here

Dont forget people..set your clocks back tonight...and if you live in japan ..make sure your clocks are waterproof

Should i give as much $$$ to japan that i gave to haiti......well japan has the bomb technology....but haiti can put a voodoo curse on my junk....Haiti wins

Jimmer is my hero

I just bought some charlie sheen toilet paper..one problem...it doesnt take sh!t from anyone

Party at my house..charlie sheen's bringin the blow..ill bring the paramedics

You make my teeth sweat!!