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Jul 31, 2015comment
Any TRUE BLOOD fans out there
Jun 19, 2014comment
True Blood can't wait
Jun 19, 2014comment
Good Morning!!!
May 28, 2014comment
Happy Memorial Day
May 26, 2014comment
Good morning
May 24, 2014comment
Monday you suck
May 19, 2014comment
You can't make footprints in the sands of time if you are sitting on your butt...and who wants to make buttprints in the sand of time?!
May 6, 2014comment
Another day another dollar
Apr 21, 2014comment
Hope everyone's having a nice Easter weekend
Apr 19, 2014comment
Another day another dollar
May 23, 2013comment
Rain rain and some more rain
May 6, 2013comment
Have to rate 50 people 1's sorry
May 4, 2013comment
If I was any happier, I could piss sunshine and shit rainbows
Dec 4, 2012comment
We often forget the things worth remembering, but remember the things worth forgetting.
Nov 1, 2012comment
Happy Halloween!!!
Oct 31, 2012comment
Has decided that "F*ck It", will be my theme for the day..
Oct 30, 2012comment
its so cold out this morning i seen 2 gang bangers walking down the street with their pants pulled up
Oct 30, 2012comment
All the ways to say I love you English... I love you. Spanish... Te amo. French... Je T'aime. German... Ai liebe dich. Italian... Ti amo. Redneck... Nice rack.
Oct 30, 2012comment
Don't want the truth, don't ask. I'm not a damn candy-maker. Don't expect me to sugar coat anything for you. Want sugar coating call Willy Wonka,1-800-CNDY-ASS!
Oct 26, 2012comment
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