My new years resolution for 2012 is to get real about life changing resolutions, because nobody likes a sober, skinny bitch anyway! ;0)

Happy New Year my awesome friends and family!!! :0)

Hope you all had a merry Christmas!! :0) live, laugh and love...

Merry Christmas my awesome fubar friends and family!! :0) Have an awesome day! Cheers!

Sneaking over to my ex mother~in~laws and rearranging her reindeer lawn ornaments into sexual positions NEVER gets old...lmao...on Dasher, on Dancer, on Prancer...

So I just earned my wings and me and my family member ALLOUTDOORS (a devil) are teaming up to help ya level ... So comment here if ya need help! :0)

I want you all to know I appreciate you and all ya do, I hope I got to everybody whos been interacting w me and helping me!!! If u guys need anything shoot me a message! (NOT AN INVITATION FOR SEXUAL PROPOSITIONS!) Lol LIVE, LAUGH N LOVE!

Sorry Amanda I didnt realitze he was ur man...he was only 10,000 .. Hit me up if ya want to do the bling thing! :0) Peace out!

Woooohoooo!!! I made it!!! Thank you to ya all for helping me out! :0) Have an awesome holiday! Live, laugh and love!

Ok guys, I still need pimped out please!!!!

Dear Santa, I can explain....

Lovin on my friends n family...thanks for your help to level, I am gettin there, just another pimp and a few more points!! Woohoo!! Merry Christmas!

Ok, so I still need a shit ton of points and another pimp out!!! :0)

Apparently I need to be pimped out!? Somebody please explain/help!?

The optimist knows the work week is over, the pessimist knows there is a whole 'nother week of work coming, and the realist knows he is lucky to have a job! Happy holidays to you and yours! :0) CHEERS!

"I didnt do it!" "THEN WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING?" "Because whoever did is a fuckin genius!"

On the 12th day of xmas my fubar gave to me 12 dudes I am blocking, 11 friends just watchin, 10 corny topics, 9 busted barbies, 8 friends complaining, 7 stalkers stalkin, 6 bar invites, 5 draaaama queeeeens,

Lead me not into temptation...oh hell who am I foolin? follow me, I know a short cut!! ;0)

I am no proctologist, but I know an asshole when I see one! ;0)

A husband and wife were fighting in the car on a road trip as they pass a field of jack~asses..the wife says "Relatives of yours?" The husband replies, "Yep, inlaws!"