HOw else? Horny... LOL

Old enough to know better, young enough not to resist, onery enough not to care... :D

You know, back when I started here... cherry tap... people actually carried on conversations... LOL

I think fireplaces, backrubs and lobster are in order... along with something stiff... Any Takers?

Inflation has raised prices, 69 will now be knows as 77, cause you get 8 more

Leslie Nielson is gone... such a shame...

Ooooo like this: ****News Alert*** Due to the current economic condition, the position known as 69 will now be called 96. After all it costs a whole lot more these days to eat out

Wow... seems that everyone is quiet today... No one even says hi, or thanks or piss off even... sheesh

Everyone should try new things in life... I am new... Shall we? :D

This is something new and VERY different: http://www.wired.com/gadgetlab/2010/08/teledildonic-add-on-turns-wiimote-into-remote-vibrator/

Wanna have some fun... NOW... (actually just wanna go home... LOL but fun would be good too)

If I were any hornier, I could hang upside down from my cubie... Hands Free...

Does age difference make a difference? Not if two really like each other...

Sex is better than any drug, as long as you have a great supplier...

First Work day of the new year... I would rather be in bed with someone cute... Wanna Volunteer?

First Work day of the new year... I would rather be in bed with someone cute...

2009 nearly gone 2010 soon Upon... Have a great night all.... if you have something that needs warmed... :-D

Cold enough outside that I am not sure when my privates will speak to me again...

Heading home now.... YAY

One question, one chance, one honest answer. You can ask me one question (to my status comment only). Any question, anything, no matter how crazy, dirty or wrong it is. No catch. But i dare you to post this on your status, and see what people ask you.