biggins27's Status |
As I'm leaving work today:
Me - Hey boss, want some updog?
Boss - Whats that whats up dog?
Me - Chillin whats up dawg
Laughing boss - Go home! Nothing quite like being told I'm late for a 4am meeting at 4:15 that no one told me about. Have a good day ya'll! I had a joke about boxing, but I forgot the punch line. Whats the difference between an envelope and a window? No one looks at you funny when you lick an envelope. The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. 9:45am. Perfect time for booze and a 420 friendly smoke outside. Mental note to self: Sleeping on the keyboard isn't amusing. |
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