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AmyCakes's Status
I love when its about 65 outside. The leaves are changing color, and the pumpkins are ready for carving. Too bad the season can't last longer.
Sep 22, 2013comment
Hmm, why do status comments get deleted on here? I know the people didn't delete them, so why are they gone? Some people even have this show that there are additional comments, but when you click on it, they're gone.
Sep 8, 2013comment
If you walked up to a woman on the street and told her that she's got a nice body and great tits, what do you think she would do?Just wondered why men think its acceptable to talk to women like that online, when we all know they would never do it in person
Aug 11, 2013comment
I just can't understand why people block me after I prove that their pictures are fake. LMAO
Aug 4, 2013comment
Another one bites the dust!! Hahaha
Aug 3, 2013comment
Alrighty. I think I just leveled up for the last time hahaha.
Aug 1, 2013comment
I love catching fake people on here. It's even more fun when I flat out tell them how they are full of sh!t, and they try to deny it. Go look at my album. It's quite funny.
Jul 30, 2013comment
Why are none of my close friends awake when I'm bored and want to chat? Oh yeah, because I'm crazy and like to stay up all night hahaha
Jul 23, 2013comment
I find it hilarious when a guy puts something really perverted up as a status message, and not a single person comments. It's like karma for all the d!ck picks that we're forced to see every time we log in.
Jul 22, 2013comment
If you start any statement with "I know I shouldn't say this" or "It's none of my business but..." or "I promised I wouldn't but..." SHUT UP, just stop talking!!
Jul 15, 2013comment
I'm so sunburnt on my thighs from tubing for 8 hours today. Ouch!!
Jul 13, 2013comment
Home from the hospital. I can finally eat!!!!
Jul 12, 2013comment
I'm hungry, who wants to go to dinner? LOL
Jul 11, 2013comment
I've been kinda MIA lately. Just been working at night. Two more nights and I'll be back for a while!! :)
Jul 7, 2013comment
WickedOne is a secret teddy bear!!
Jun 30, 2013comment
Block button, I love you!!
Jun 27, 2013comment
So the profile for the guy that sent me messages about raping me is still up, but the status that I put up exposing his messages to me, and his name, has been deleted. Yeah, that's cool. *eye roll*
Jun 26, 2013comment
I'm thinking of changing my page so that only people with a salute can add/talk to me. Is it really that hard to put up a real picture of yourself??
Jun 26, 2013comment
If you're ready come and get it, na na na na, na na na na...
Jun 22, 2013comment
Why is it that I meet nice guys online, but nothing but pigs in person? LOL
Jun 21, 2013comment
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