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I want to sleep, but my brain will not stop talking to itself.
Aug 11, 2021comment
I was not planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.
Apr 29, 2021comment
A good friend will help you move. But a best friend will help you move a dead body.
Jul 26, 2020comment
The brain is the most amazing organ we have. It works 24/7,365 days a year from birth until you fall in love.
May 8, 2020comment
Light travels faster than sound.This is why some people seem bright until they speak.
Dec 2, 2019comment
Hope you all have a very Happy Turkey Day.
Nov 28, 2019comment
Do not worry if Plan A fails. There are 25 more letters to go.
Sep 29, 2019comment
I don't think inside the box and I don't think outside the box... I don't even know where the box is.
Mar 21, 2019comment
After a month finally got paid.
Feb 4, 2019comment
Thank you everyone for the prayers in my down time.
Jan 28, 2019comment
Hope everyone has a great year.
Jan 1, 2019comment
Back...at least about 80%.
Dec 2, 2018comment
I will be away for awhile....moving.
Oct 2, 2018comment
I do not suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
Sep 11, 2018comment
Take my advice......I do not use it.
Jul 25, 2018comment
I solemnly swear I am up to no good.
Jul 6, 2018comment
I can be in love with you without you.
Jun 23, 2018comment
I wouldn’t mind having a weekend, full of passionate kisses, tender cuddles, and sexy words.
Jun 12, 2018comment
The sexiest curve on your body is your smile.....flaunt it.
May 23, 2018comment
Why do they put pizza in a square box?
May 14, 2018comment
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