Whoever left me in charge of my own destiny has a lot of explaining to do.

Probably drank too much coffee this morning. Probably drank too much. Probably too much coffee. Drank too much. Coffee. Probably.

Bored, goofin off on here & FB, and gettin ready to watch The Walking Dead

Chillin, chattin, watchin Dredd, and playin my guitar

Cosė č la vita

Dear Santa: I have been good for the past week or so. Lets just focus on that.

I’ll be a billionaire once I’m done inventing this device that lets you punch people in the face over the Internet.

I hate it when I get too drunk and....... Just kidding I never hate getting drunk!

If I could have one super power it would be the ability to literally smack sense into people.

Off to the field to build another half mile of fence... YAY!! :/ Lol

Time to try and tackle my daughter and try to get her lil monkey ass to bed!

OH NO!!! I just spilled half this bottle of rum..... down my throat

Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.

Sad Fact Of Life #208 - Boobie traps seldom involve boobies.