Commit random acts of mischief everyday!! It keeps people on their toes!

I went to a shrink today. She says I have a split personality. Charged me 84.00. I paid her 42.00 and told her to get the rest from the other bitch!

Thinking about starting a line of realistic welcome mats with things like ''Please don't stay long!'' or ''I hope you brought booze.''

I ampositively positive that my guardian angel is bipolar!!

Monday Isn't looking much better lol

Sunday's Suck!!!

can someone pimp out my friend?? http://www.fubar.com/1768216

Hey guys Help my #1 family out...He needs rates and fans to level!!

Hey guys Help my #1 family out...He needs rates and fans to level!!!

I went to the Gas station this morning and put in $10; all kidding aside, I'm quite certain my Truck rolled its eyes at me...

I don't wanna cook dinner damnit!!!

I shouldn't be up this damn early!!!

Hey guys Help my friend out he is going for 7mil points and is god moding. He's my #1 family!

Hey guys Help my friend out he is going for 7mil points and is god moding. He's my #1 family

UUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Demon it is ;-)

Hmmmmm Angel or Demon???

Can someone cherry bomb me please?

145k to go... HELP ME OUT PLEASE!!

248k to go HELP ME OUT PLEASE!!