what in the wild wild world of sports is goin on here?

Hey Norm, If i was a scientist, ya know what i'd clone?

i keep the dog around to hump your leg so i dont have to.

Make up on an ugly girl is like icing on a shit cake. sorry its not doing you any favors. :(

Hobos need love too!

The clerk said "Paper or Plastic." I said "Both. I'm Bisackual."

Its twue its twue