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Amber Grant's Status
The trouble with a rat race is that, even if you win, you're still a rat.
Sep 4, 2013comment
Who lives near Greensboro, Georgia? Men only.
Sep 1, 2013comment
Some people need to be high fived in the face with a fiddle.
Apr 12, 2013comment
Apparently nobody knows radiohead.
Apr 11, 2013comment
I'm a creep. I'm a weirdo. What the hell am I doing here?
Apr 10, 2013comment
Too many psycho's...............and not the good kinds.
Apr 10, 2013comment
Drunk. Ask me shit.
Apr 9, 2013comment
Who wants to cause me some pain in a good way? ;)
Apr 8, 2013comment
Ideas are potent.
Apr 7, 2013comment
I'm not a dude and all of you who think that I am can kiss my ass!
Apr 7, 2013comment
If you're happy and you know it, shake your meds.
Apr 7, 2013comment
Needs to get fucked.
Apr 5, 2013comment
Needs some "healing". ;)
Apr 5, 2013comment
I'm asexual. Your argument is invalid!
Jan 31, 2013comment
Some of those who burn crosses are the same who work forces! Now you do what they told ya!
Jan 30, 2013comment
My twins have lost my phone lol.
Jan 24, 2013comment
Hopefully I found an apartment today! The application is being mailed to me tomorrow!
Jan 23, 2013comment
What is a salute?
Jan 22, 2013comment
Off of work for three days and I hope this medicine gets rid of the bronchitis!
Jan 22, 2013comment
Dream the dreamer's dream.
Jan 20, 2013comment
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