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Michael Weston AKA MR Friday Night's Status
I need a crap ton of likes today! Thanks!
Jan 30, 2015comment
Does anybody not chat on here anymore?
Jan 25, 2015comment
Need some power ups if anybody feels generous!
Jan 21, 2015comment
I need a big ass diamond!!
Jan 21, 2015comment
Dam all I have to earn is 10mill, alrighty then!!
Jan 21, 2015comment
I need to level up 3 members!! Who needs something to level up?
Jan 18, 2015comment
Need to level up 3 people! Who need something?
Jan 8, 2015comment
There's really no need for you bitches to be rude, is there?
Dec 30, 2014comment
I need to level 3 people up for my next level! Who needs what?
Dec 26, 2014comment
Woohoo level 25! Finally!!
Dec 26, 2014comment
If it wasn't for all the virtual hoes fubar would crumble!
Dec 23, 2014comment
Well fuck it's been like forever since I been on here! Where the hell is everybody?
Dec 12, 2014comment
Really diggin the idea of breaking into this whole swinging life style!
May 20, 2014comment
In need of somebody to play with!
May 14, 2014comment
Looking for my fubaby! I know you're out there somewhere!
Mar 26, 2014comment
My name is Michael Weston, And I used to be a spy....
Feb 18, 2014comment
can somebody pimp me out please, that would help me jump to my next level, thanks
Feb 10, 2014comment
fuck you fluffy! ya bastard!
Feb 9, 2014comment
1 more pimp out and 3 more pimpin gifts needed if anybody can help please?
Feb 9, 2014comment
I don't believe i can take all the excitement on here tonight....
Feb 9, 2014comment
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