Allthough my eyes were open...they might as well been closed

HAPPY MOTHERS DAY

Some people are like an old TV.Got to slap them a few times till they get the picture

RIP BARBABA BUSH,as long as your face is on Quaker Oats box youll never be forgotten

Everyones heard of Murphys Law,how many have heard of Coles Law.Its thin sliced cabbage

Alls I Want Is Everything

RIP STEPHEN HAWKIN

Want is a wonderfull thing LMFAO

I ate 2 pieces of string.When they came out they were tied together.I shit you knot.

Some guys here have sensitive maginas LMFAO

Love when someone talks shit than blocks you.brave internet pussy boys LMFAO

This mourning i had toast with Kentucky Jelly on it.I didnt like.LMFAO

Cut it 3 times and its still to short

Its WACK ME OFF WEDNESDAY

Its Titty Tuggin Tuesday

Its Flog Ya Friday

Not a good thing to say after sex...Gee you dont sweat much for a fat girl

HOLY BLOODY RECTUM BATMAN

3some is 3 people having sex,2some is 2 people having sex.Now i know why they call you handsome.

HAPPY NEW YEAR to all.May it be filled with LOVE,PEACE and HAPPINESS.