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Enigmatic Conundrum's Status
Is it just me or is the movie "Idiocracy" feeling more and more prophetic.
Apr 25, 2020comment
Living
Mar 22, 2020comment
Killing it.
Mar 22, 2020comment
Finding the un-findable. Attaining the unattainable. Mending the broken. HOME!
Mar 18, 2020comment
Finding the un-findable. Attaining the unattainable. Mending the broken.
Mar 18, 2020comment
Trying to find the unattainable.
Mar 18, 2020comment
What?
Mar 17, 2020comment
Waiting for a woman to adopt me.
Feb 16, 2020comment
In need of the worlds best massage..........and nice smile.
Feb 3, 2020comment
In need of the worlds best massage..........and a pretty smile. Yeah definitely a good honest smile.
Feb 3, 2020comment
To anyone who reads this.......Have a most amazing day!
Nov 3, 2019comment
Intermittent Internet.
Oct 18, 2019comment
Someone please save me.
Oct 5, 2019comment
Sorry I have not been on much. I recently acquired new employment in a new city and I am trying to get myself moved down there while working. Not much time left to be on here. I have not forgotten any of you. I will be back soon I hope.
Sep 1, 2019comment
It is my goal to leave a woman with a slight smile and giggle on her lips.
Aug 24, 2019comment
Wish me luck on my new job. Starting over in a new city.
Aug 24, 2019comment
Hi ho hi ho it's back to work I go. With razor blades and hand grenades hi ho hi ho hi ho hi ho.........
Aug 23, 2019comment
Why do you suppose so many guys on here have nude pictures showing everything and so many woman only show their faces and most of those with filters?
Aug 20, 2019comment
Over 300 Beers and old potato salad and only 1 steak. SMH......I love steak. I could use one right now.
Aug 20, 2019comment
Is there a reason I am getting a bouncer check every single like and rate I give?
Aug 16, 2019comment
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