I’ve been told I need to get in shape, remember round is a shape.

Avoid disappointment, keep your expectations low

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L Funny Picture Graphic Images

Drunken words are sober thoughts

I do not have a short atte… look at the butterfly

Mess with my coffee and I’ll hit you so hard not even Google will be able to find you.

Want to see the dead come to life? Wait until quitting time

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Having a moment of looking at things and thinking “ you actually thought that would work.”

What an experience, yawned and hiccuped at the same time. Just to say, not the most fun I have ever had.

To my northern friends, your weather is drunk and in my yard. Please come get it.

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers

Nothing like the sound of chainsaws, and generators in the morning

To the person who says anything is possible, slam a revolving door

Never realized how much I loved a/c and a hot water heater

Come on Alabama Power, hook us up :P

Finding myself wishing Sally would get a move on, and get it over with.

Looks like southeast Mississippi and southwest Alabama are going to get Sally

If a pig loses it's voice, does it become disgruntled?