cafeplaya's Status |
All the fly ladies are making a fuss
But I can't pay attention 'cause I'm on that dust.
I have to carefully ration my Fubar time as it has made a hugely negative impact on masturbating. Can you do it to my mind; do it to my face? Can you do it with integrity? Do it with disgrace? Jump the turnstile never pay the toll
Doo wa diddy bust with the pre-roll
I'm out of your back door and into another
Your boyfriend doesn't know about me and your mother
Not perfect grammar always perfect timing Kickin' myself for nothin' was my favorite sport.
I had to take off, start enjoyin' 'cause life's too short. Mel Tastes Good. Bacon Tastes Good. Don't hate the (cafe)playa! I only need 10 more fans and rates to level! I hate to beg but I've become a Fubar-barian! I need a few more fans and rates to level up. This 'leveling' gives me a flase sense of self worth and will make me happy all weekend. I also am no longer shtfaced. Help me Obi Wan! All you have to do to succeed is have the will to do what the others won't. Ha. The Earthquake monster moved south! Now it's just the normal shaking in my mind. Make the earthquakes stop! I'm running out of Xanax! Why did the rumor mill say Fubar was raunchy? All I see is barely PG-13. Show me some Raunch! I dare you! I Double Dog Dare You! One drink and that's it. Don't be rude drink your drink but do it quickly. Say "Goodnight", and go home.
You see, this is a moral test of ones self, to maintain loyalty. Go out there say goodnight go home jerk off and that's all you gonna do. Friends come and go. Tattoos fade and get covered up but hatred and vengeance last forever! Has the world turned upside down? What is up with people today? Quit drinking the Haterade! It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again I SO just stuck my foot in my mouth with TexasBama. Please show her love for me! O-ur-G! I'm not sh*tfaced anymore? Is the honeymoon over? We're not like the others Man. We're your friends.
Buy the Ticket. Take the Ride... The first casualty of war is always the truth. IF I LET YOU GRAB one part of my body, what part would it be? (; If your not a big baby, set this as your status. Lets see what gets grabbed.
I ain't no baby! But I'll be your baby. |
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