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cafeplaya's Status
All the fly ladies are making a fuss But I can't pay attention 'cause I'm on that dust. I have to carefully ration my Fubar time as it has made a hugely negative impact on masturbating.
Apr 13, 2014comment
Can you do it to my mind; do it to my face? Can you do it with integrity? Do it with disgrace?
Apr 8, 2014comment
Jump the turnstile never pay the toll Doo wa diddy bust with the pre-roll I'm out of your back door and into another Your boyfriend doesn't know about me and your mother Not perfect grammar always perfect timing
Apr 7, 2014comment
Kickin' myself for nothin' was my favorite sport. I had to take off, start enjoyin' 'cause life's too short.
Apr 6, 2014comment
Mel Tastes Good. Bacon Tastes Good.
Apr 5, 2014comment
Don't hate the (cafe)playa! I only need 10 more fans and rates to level!
Apr 4, 2014comment
I hate to beg but I've become a Fubar-barian! I need a few more fans and rates to level up. This 'leveling' gives me a flase sense of self worth and will make me happy all weekend. I also am no longer shtfaced. Help me Obi Wan!
Apr 4, 2014comment
All you have to do to succeed is have the will to do what the others won't.
Apr 2, 2014comment
Ha. The Earthquake monster moved south! Now it's just the normal shaking in my mind.
Apr 2, 2014comment
Make the earthquakes stop! I'm running out of Xanax!
Apr 1, 2014comment
Why did the rumor mill say Fubar was raunchy? All I see is barely PG-13. Show me some Raunch! I dare you! I Double Dog Dare You!
Mar 31, 2014comment
One drink and that's it. Don't be rude drink your drink but do it quickly. Say "Goodnight", and go home. You see, this is a moral test of ones self, to maintain loyalty. Go out there say goodnight go home jerk off and that's all you gonna do.
Mar 29, 2014comment
Friends come and go. Tattoos fade and get covered up but hatred and vengeance last forever!
Mar 28, 2014comment
Has the world turned upside down? What is up with people today? Quit drinking the Haterade!
Mar 27, 2014comment
It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again
Mar 25, 2014comment
I SO just stuck my foot in my mouth with TexasBama. Please show her love for me!
Mar 25, 2014comment
O-ur-G! I'm not sh*tfaced anymore? Is the honeymoon over?
Mar 25, 2014comment
We're not like the others Man. We're your friends. Buy the Ticket. Take the Ride...
Mar 24, 2014comment
The first casualty of war is always the truth.
Mar 22, 2014comment
IF I LET YOU GRAB one part of my body, what part would it be? (; If your not a big baby, set this as your status. Lets see what gets grabbed. I ain't no baby! But I'll be your baby.
Mar 21, 2014comment
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