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Effingham, IL
Waitress Humor
created @ 08/23/2008 04:30 am
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Why, oh why, are drunks so rude???
I work 3rd shift @ Dennys.
About 2 hours ago I waited on a table of guys, and 2 of them kept farting.

LOUDLY!!!!

THIS IS A TRUE STORY!!!

Every time I would take something to their table I would hold my breath until I walked away.
What was my alternative???

Aerosol the room down, or just tell them not to poop in their pants??
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