Wicked Lil Girl's blog: "Wicked Fun"

Ok, so I write this blog on myspace all the time and figured I would give it a shot on here, it is fun and relaxing while mind clearing at the same time. The premise of it is that I can say anything to anyone but never have to reveal who I am saying it to. Some people will figure out that I am talking about them and some others will think it is possible that I am talking about them . . . And yet others will never have a clue. The idea is for this to be anonymous but I always reveal who they are about if someone asks me and they are correct . . . It seems only fair. Anyway, enough with this . . . Off to the statements. 1. I’m not sure why I wanted to believe you so badly but I did and I deserve any and all repercussions of my actions. 2. I know things seem bad right now but trust me they will get better, sometimes you just have to be tested as to how far you can go before you find a way to return. 3. I never thought I would submit to any man until I met you. 4. You feed me line after line of empty lies and broken promises thinking I am stupid enough to believe them when in fact you my dear are the stupid one for thinking that I am that stupid. 5. Oh if I could be near you I would stare into those eyes and fuck you until you could no longer move. 6. I cherish the friendship that we have and never want to see anything come between us. 7. Mmmm, god the way you tease makes me want to taste you even more. 8. Your lips were so soft and inviting and I want to taste them again. 9. Leave me the hell alone, you had your chance it is not my fault that you couldn’t please a dead bitch with that tongue of yours. Oh and for the record a 9 inch dick does you no good when all you do is stick it in and rock a few times saying “oh baby tell me how big I am”. I’ve could have been satisfied more by sitting on the washer. 10. I fantasize about climbing on top of you and easing my way down until you are completely in me and then moving my hips in circles until you cum all over me.

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1. Who were you with last night/yesterday? Hmmm, if I tell you you are gonna want details and I am just in no mood for that kind of discussion right now 2. What woke you up this morning? The fact that I am alive 3. Where are you? Outside your window . . . No don’t look 4. Did you kiss or hug anyone today? Oh see I didn’t even tell you anything and you are already asking for details . . . damn 5. When was the last time you cried? Well, it was awful sad when Blues Clues was over this morning 6. Ever thrown up in public? Hehehe . . . Um, hehehe 7. Passed out because of alcohol? Yeah and on top of a dead hooker at that . . . Shit forget I mentioned that 8. Who's on your mind RIGHT NOW? Well despite what your twisted mind may believe there is in fact no one sitting on my head at the moment - sure I’d have noticed by now 9. Would you take a bullet for anyone? Sure if they take one for me first, who has a gun? 10. Where would you like to live? In this land where I visit and all the people taste like margaritas 11. What do you want to be when you grow up? An M&M . . . they melt in your mouth not in your hand after all . . . Wait, hmm hand works too though 12. Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Unless something better is invented I’m going with a mirror 13. Who is your number one on myspace? Damn I have to admit that I have one? 14. Have you kissed your number one? Yes, but only in the most violently sexual of ways 15. Who was the last person that left you a comment? Hehehe, the voices are always commenting 16. Do you like candy necklaces? Dammit, I have no bling . . . 17. When was the last time you fell over or ran into something? I guess it was when I was drunk and fell on the dead hooker . . . Dammit again scratch that 18. Do you listen to music every day? Maybe it is listening to me, ever think of that? 19. What did u eat today? It wasn’t you so never you mind 20. Are you a fast typer? Typer is not a word 21. About how many people have you liked? Are you hoping you are one of them? 22. How many have you loved? Oh as if you are going to hear me say that 23. What are you doing this weekend? Hmm have you seen Weekend At Bernie’s? 24. Whats your favorite type of soda? I like the word soda . . . Say it slowly you will too 25. Have you ever won an award? Not that I can display publicly 26. What do you want to do right now? Find the dead hooker because I feel lonely now that she is gone 27. Are you listening to music right now? Yes screams are lovely aren’t they 28. Do you like someone right now? Sure why not they all think I like them anyway right 29. How long 'til your birthday? As if I count the days to death 30. When were you the saddest in your whole life? The last time I cried 31. What time is it RIGHT NOW? Who are you Eddie Van Halen? 32. Do you use EBay to buy or sell? No one seems interested in a slightly used 12 year old for cheap labor purposes 33. What makes you mad? That there is no one interested in a slightly used 12 year old 34. Have you ever had a song written about you? Oh sure listen to the radio you are bound to hear at least a dozen about me 35. What song makes you cry? Cowboy by Kid Rock . . . My hooker didn’t come from Hollywood 36. What song makes you happy? Cowboy by Kid Rock . . . My hooker didn’t come from Hollywood 37. What do you like to listen to before you go to bed? Cowboy by Kid Rock so I can cry myself to sleep 38. Do you have a job? Not after they find the hooker 39. If you were a crayon what color would u be? Penis . . . yes 40. What makes you happy? Penis . . . I’m a big fan of coloring . . . hehehe 41. Whats the next CD you're gonna get? Gonorrhea . . . Oh “CD” sorry 42. What taste is in your mouth? Cheap wine and hooker 43. A word to describe 2007? Vaginistic . . . Is so a word 44. Summer 2006?: Dead like the dog on the road

1. When did you loose your virginity? The day I got laid for the 1st time? 2. Are you still in contact with that person? Good god what for? 3. Whats your favorite sexual position? I like to be on my knees in front of an overly excited man 4. Do you include toys/and or props in sex? Every single chance I get although I usually only have the toys and props and not the partner 5. Are you the dominant or submissive? I can be whatever you want me to be 6. Do you like role-playing in bed? What are you suggesting? 7. Have you ever ate food off your partners naked body? Now this is just wrong assuming that I have a partner dammit - but if I had one I would 8. Have you played with finger paints? Why yes I have and I enjoyed it immensely 9. Have you ever drawn sexually explicit images? Have you seen my drawing skill? LOL, not gonna happen 10. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at the same time? Yeah I have but still waiting for the 2 men at once though . . . 11. Do you like to look at yourself naked in the mirror? Sure why not, I am not uncomfortable with myself 12. What is your "sexiest" feature? My eyes I think, but depends on what I am doing at the time you ask 13. Where did you loose your virginity? (ie: car, bed, hotel, home, ect) Hahaha, in a dugout at Lincoln Park 14. Have you ever watched a sexually explicit video/dvd? Every fucking night 15. Have you ever photographed you and/or your partner during sex? Trying to find someone to help me out with that right now . . . 16. Do you prefer french kissing or simple pecks? Hmmm, depends on who it is and what else we are doing at that time 17. Do you prefer your tequila shots off your partners neck, or straight from the glass? Always the neck baby always, if not elsewhere 18. What part of your partners body do you enjoy the most? Again with this phantom partner 19. What body-part fetish do you have? Oh I love eyes, hair, and tits 20. Do you wash your body on a regular basis? Or is once a year plenty? Obsessively most days 21. Where is your favorite location to enjoy fore-play? (ie: home, restaurant, party) Anywhere I happen to be 22. What does your partner do to you that drives you absolutely wild? Hmm again geez rub it in some more - but biting the neck will do it every damn time 23. What action do you absolutely hate a partner doing during sex? Hell if I know 24. What is the best thing to do after sex? Lick him clean and do it again 25. Have you ever been intimate with another person in the shower? Oh hell yeah, isn’t that the entire point in a shower some days . . . Lol 26. Have you ever kissed a complete stranger? More than one, but usually I pick up a name somewhere along the way 27. Are you a lush, or can you drink another under the table? Depends on who I am drinking with 28. Have you ever had sex with a drunk person? Fuck yeah all the time in the past 29. Have you ever lied to get someone to have sex with you? No I have not, never felt the need to, though I have hounded someone before . . . Lol 30. How many different people have you had sex with? Damn, enough to know what I am doing but not too many so as to lose the idea of the fun in it

Once you take away the rosy glow you've cast on this person, what's left? It's amazing what the clear light of day reveals. You're so magical yourself you just want other people to live up to your standards. Now, as some of you others may have seen this was my damn horoscope on here for the day. I' beginning to to see trend in these things . . . they all seem to say that us Leos just set ourselves up for disappointment . . . hehehe! That's ok though becasue sometimes the setting up is too much fun to pass up.

Once you take away the rosy glow you've cast on this person, what's left? It's amazing what the clear light of day reveals. You're so magical yourself you just want other people to live up to your standards. Now, as some of you others may have seen this was my damn horoscope on here for the day. I' beginning to to see trend in these things . . . they all seem to say that us Leos just set ourselves up for disappointment . . . hehehe! That's ok though becasue sometimes the setting up is too much fun to pass up.

REVEAL A LITTLE ABOUT YOURSELF: NOW Is your hair up? Um it’s fucking 600 degrees in this apartment I am lucky to still have hair to pull up Is your phone right beside you? Hmmm, depends on how I angle myself - could be beside me, in front of me, behind me . . . Do you wish you were somewhere else? I wish I was in a freezer full of whipped cream and a partner willing to let me warm them up Do you have plans for tonight? Well, does porn and hour long masturbation constitute a plan? Are you wearing makeup? Fuck no, the shit would melt in this place . . . See first question Are you wearing chapstick? Not at the moment but if read about my plans for the night you can safely assume that there will be something on my lips before long Are you cold? Yeah fucking freezing my ass off Are you tired? I am always tired of something or other *hint hint* Are you excited? Yep I haven’t watched the new porn yet - hehehe Are you wearing pajamas? So gonna depend on what you consider pajamas Who’s the last person that called you? Mike Anything you regret? Not a damn thing, oh wait maybe that night with the monkey and the organ grinder but that was only one night Ever stuck gum under a desk? I have better places to stick things Ever spit at someone? Uh - well I would have a hard time doing some of my skillful techniques Ever kicked something living? Hehehe, yeah Ever had your nails done? Still trying to find that man dammit Ever thrown up because you cried so hard? Oh hell no never cried that much Had any plans last week? Um, I bought the new porn and the new toy to use with the porn Who did you see last week? Everyone that I looked at Was last week interesting? I went to a sex toy shop with my best friend and my mother, do the math Kiss anyone last week? Ya know what I did, I was making out with the girl at the bar, and then I kissed Winchester goodbye and hell I may have kissed Dacoob bye too Have you cussed? Who me, no not me, never, you have no fucking proof Have you yelled at someone? See answer above . Have you cried? Not lately SPILL YOUR GUTS: First thing you did this morning? Well I am not sure cause I didn’t go to bed until noon then when I got up at 2 I answered the phone Last thing you ate? Fried rice with sweet & sour sauce What’s something you look forward to most in the next 6 weeks? More porn and masturbation What’s the last movie you saw? Shit the one I watched earlier what the hell was it? Because I Said So Do you believe in long distance relationships? I don’t believe in relationships period Do you think someone is thinking about you right now? Whoever is reading this may be Do you wish on stars? I do not wish period Does it work? When was the last time you cried? Umm, no idea Do you like your handwriting? I can read it Are you a friendly person? Not generally no Are you keeping a secret from the world? Too many to name Whose bed did you sleep in last night? No ones What color shirt are you wearing? Who says I am wearing a shirt? What is the color of your bedsheets? Pink & Cream What were you doing at 11 last night? I’ll never tell and neither will they Last person you talked to: Amber Ever cried on your friends shoulder? Many of them Are you a normally happy person? I have my new happy no matter what agreement dammit Is your self-esteem low? Nope not really What color are your eyes? Whatever color you want them to be Do you like someone? Nope I hate everyone

1. How many times would someone have to drive a car over you before the tread on the tires wore out? ~Ok well now lets see we will have to take into account my height, my weight, the type of car, how much wear the tires already have, the speed at which they are driving over me . . . And then there is the fact that the person must be completely out of their mind to think that they could possibly get away with this, and insanity plays a major role in all aspects of life 2. What's the worst deal you ever made with the Devil? ~This one time I was sitting there thinking, hmmm I’d really like to be able to play soccer so . . . The ext morning I woke up next to a midget with a llama off to the side in a very compromising position with no real memory of how we got the strap on to do that . . . And I still can’t play soccer as was promised 3. What do you do when your underwear creeps up the crack in your ass? ~I have to excuse myself from this question due to the fact that I only wear underwear to work and then it’s usually a thong so the question still does not apply. 4. Which drink do you least like to almost spit through your nose? ~Cum, it is so good going down but not so much coming back out through the nose 5. Which part of your anatomy is bulletproof? ~Hmmm, what type of bullet are we talking about here? Nah, I will just go with vagina, yes sounds good - pretty pink and bulletproof . . . hehehe 6. Is there any explanation for how you ended up the way you are? ~Yes there is but you are not special enough to know that yet . . . lol 7. What do the waiters say about you at that place where you're a regular? ~Don’t you ever keep them covered up for more than 5 mins at a time? 8. Can the bartender tell when you've had too many? ~Isn’t the goal to make sure I’ve had too many? 9. What's the best way to dispose of a dead body following a homicide? ~A nice stew would be the best way I think. Depending upon how big the body is invite between 7 and 20 people over and serve some tasty little snacks made from bits and pieces, then as the main course serve a nice stew with broccoli and carrots and maybe some other vegetables. I guess you could add the meat into some side dishes as well, maybe some nice meatballs or something . . . Yeah definitely the way to go 10. How many raw snails will you eat before realizing that escargot are supposed to be cooked? ~Um, I have to say none here due to the fact that I would not on principle eat a snail raw or cooked. Besides did you not read number 9, I have other plans for dinner tonight.

1. Is anyone mad at you? If not then my entire life has been pointless hasn’t it? 2. Who's the last person you kissed? There was a no name agreement between us so no one could feel guilty later 3. Who's the first person you'd call if you won the lottery? Well I’ have to call the lotto people so I could make sure that I actually won something 4. Do you have a fishtank in your house? Nope not enough oxygen flows through afraid the boy will suffocate so I stick with cages 5. What's your ring tone? Who is calling me? 6. Do you delete people from your friends list when you're mad at them? Are we adults here folks? 7. What colour is your pillowcase? Do you mean before the blood? 8. Nearest green object to you? Hehehe, my neighbor 9. What colour shirt are you wearing? Well now who say sI am even wearing a shirt, wait is that you at my window? 10. Who do you trust the most? Who has the gun? 11. What colour is your phone? What ever color you want it to be if you are buying 12. What's on your tv? A screen 13. Do you forgive people easily? Sure once they are dead no need to hold a grudge 14. What did you do today? If I told you I would have to kill you 15. Last person to InstantMessage you? Who knew hookers could IM? 16. Last person to comment you? Heheh, that was a rude thing to ask really 17. Who do you text the most? Do you get texts from me? The nit is none of your damn business 18. Could you find an umbrella in your house if you needed one? Nah no need for an umbrella I just skin cats and use their pelts 19. Last song you heard? . . . I think you can do much better than me, after all the lies that I made you believe, the guilt kicks in and I start to see . . . 20. Want any tattoos you don't have? Why would I want ones that I already have? 21. Are you wearing a belt? Are you carrying a brain? 22. Do you play the lottery? How else can I accomplish number 3 if I didn’t? 23. Last text in your inbox? I finally talked 2 Tina *Judy* 24. Last thing you broke? They are still searching for me dammit 25. Do you smoke? Yes I am smoking . . . 26. Last present you received? 10% off coupon for that hooker 27. Anything on you hurt? Yeah my sanity 28. Have you taken down your Christmas decorations? What decorations? 29. Song lyrics right now? See question number 19 30. Ever do something really awful to someone? My awful or yours? 31. Last thing you ate? Haven’t I been clear enough about the hooker yet, do ya need pictures 32. Fave colour? Blah 33. Anyone in the room with you? Just all th imaginary friends that don’t like you 34. Miss anyone? Nah I know where the body is hidden 35. Know someone that's lying to you? Worthless bastasrds 36. Asda, Tesco or Morrisons? Que? 37. Gold or Silver? Platinum 39. Anything you wish you were doing right now? Killing you and putting humanity out of it’s misery 40. Talking to anyone right now? Define anyone 41. Last thing you bought? The aforementioned hooker 42. Who's birthday is next? Is that a hint for a gift cuz I don’t do hints

1. Have you ever changed your clothes while in a vehicle? I was getting dressed in the squad on the way to our first run this morning does that count? 2. Who was your last received call? Dragon Lover 3. Who was your last text from? Yourevilemporer 4. What's one thing you will not eat? Tomatoes 5. What color is your underwear? Black lace 6. When is the last time you went out of town? This morning when I went to work 7. What's something you MUST do before you die? Fins someone that I can let get close to me 8. Have you ever drank milk straight out of the carton? Yep 9. Do you know what Degrassi is? Uh yeah actually I do 10. Can you hulahoop? I’d give it a hell of a try, you never really forget how to move your hips 11. Have you ever crawled through a window? All the fucking time 12. What was the last thing you ate/drank? Just ate 3 Soft Batch cookies and drinking Fierce Grape Gatorade 13. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? Yeah I think it was Zee so of course I would 14. Was today better than yesterday? Hell no it wasn’t 15.Is anyone getting on your nerves? Constantly 16. Do you talk to yourself? Better than some of the other people I talk to, at least I know I am intelligent 17. Have you ever thought about becoming a musician? Sure haven’t though I was a “groupie” at one time 18. Do you collect anything? Idiots 19. Ever waxed your eyebrows? Nope 20. Earrings or necklaces? I wear neither 21. Are you mad at anybody? Always someone 22. What is your favorite color? Black 23. What are you doing? Typing 24. Do you use smiley faces on the computer a lot? Too often I guess 25. What are you doing tonight? Not sleeping apparently 26. What time is it? 1:27 am 27. Are you loud? Sometimes 28. What are you looking forward to? Lots of things 29. Do you watch Family Guy regularly? Yeah I do 30. Have you ever watched a little kids show? Yes I have and so have you so don’t pretend you haven’t 31. What does your last outbox text say? They are holding me hostage hopefully I will get to leave soon 32. What's your zodiac sign? Leo 33. Are you wearing socks? Nope 34. When was the last time you finished an entire book? Couple months ago 35. Have you ever met anyone with the name Charity? Sure have 36. Who do you like right now? There are one or two that stand out 37. What's your favorite smell? On who or what? 38. Ever been on a roller coaster? Sure I have 39. Do you care what others think about you? Not in the least little bit actually 40. What do you do all the time in a car. Um, yeah we’ll say drive to be safe