Fiend Grrl EVILDRAGONs Fiance DARK PRI...'s blog: "Wicked Jester (quotes to live by)"

When you get to hell, Tell em' to make more room!

U.S. Armed Forces Providing the enemy an oppotunity to die for their country.

Don't worry, It only seems kinky the first time.

God made everyone right-handed, The truly gifted overcome it.

Hello Officer (Put it on my tab).

Fat people are hard to kidnap.

Dip me in chocolate, And throw me to the lesbians.

Can't talk now (the squirrels are watching).

I do whatever the voices in my wife's head tell me to do.

Don't think the police help? The next time you're in trouble, Try calling a crackhead.