1.What is the last alcoholic beverage you drank?
A Scotch Sour
2. Do you follow college football?
Pretty much, THE Ohio State University
3. How many miles does your car have on it
about 15,000 on my TrailBlazer
My Honda Prelude is a Frankenstein of Parts, the body is dented and has like 190,000 miles on it, though the engine, transmission, and entire drive train are brand new….so about 20,000 miles, maybe.
4. Who was the last person to send you a text message and what was it about?
Ashley, private bueiness, can’t talk about it, nun-ya-business.
5. Last time you went swimming in a pool?
At Dave’s party in Pennsylvania I think…
6. Are you happy?
Yes I think I am.
7. Where was the last place you went shopping?
Micro Center…computer store…looking at the new Dual-Processor G5 MAC with a 30” Cinema Screen…freaking sexy ass setup, and it’s under $5000…which isn’t actually bad.
8. How do you feel about your hair?
It’s short and super.
9. Where do you work?
For a Healthcare Corporation, in like 4 Hospitals and a million other little oddball offices scattered around the city. I spend half of my days driving, the other half waiting on the damn elevator.
10. Last thing you ate?
A giant 1 ½ pound burrito and some tortilla chips & salsa
11. Do you wish you were someplace else right now ..
Fishing in Mazatlan Mexico for beautiful sea creatures, so I can eat them.
12. Last time you drank alcohol?
Saturday, Johnnie Walker Sours
13. Do you have any expensive jewelry?
Yes, my watch collection.
14. AIM or MSN?
Neither, Instant Messaging is for 12 year olds and pedophiles.
15. What classes are you taking?
None, I’m the teacher, you better be writing all of this down for the quiz too!
16. How many hours on average do you work a week?
I bill out about 50 hours a week, though I actually work about 25 a week.
17. What is your favorite brand of makeup?
I’m naturally this beautiful, believe it or not.
18. Favorite NFL team?
The Brownies, if I had to choose, but I also like the Oakland Raiders, cause the fans are fucking nuts!!! And I love old Al Davis, he’s a bastard, and I like his style.
19. Do you watch the Olympics?
No, don’t care. I watch THE World Cup, that actually matters.
20. What color are you nails painted?
None, that’s so gay.
21. Who was the last person to call you?
My mom.
22. What's your sign?
I’m fond of the One Way Sign. It describes me well, one way, and that’s mine.
24. Last time you did volunteer work or made any donation?
Can you count a sperm donation? In that case, I don’t remember.
25.What do you spend the majority of your money on?
Debt & toys….which lead to more debt.
26. Where does most of your family live?
In Ohio, Central near Columbus, and East toward Zanesville.
27. Are you an only child or do you have siblings?
I am the last of 6. I know why they stopped, I’m pretty much perfect. jk
28. Would you consider yourself to be spoiled?
Hardly. I deserve everything I have because I work hard for it. I appreciate all of it because I grew up extremely, amazingly poor.
29. Ever been called a bitch
I’ve been called worse.
30. Guilty pleasures?
Not too many
31. Do you drink beer?
Yeah, I like a good Lager. Yuengling or anything cloudy & German like a Heffeweisen
32. Have you ever experienced true love?
I don’t believe so, NO. Love is a 4 letter word.
33. Did you ever collect Beanie Babies?
No, I killed a few and set them on fire for fun though….good times.
34. Ever ordered anything online?
I buy everything online, shopping is time consuming and boring, I just get what I want and cut the BS.
35. Myspace or Facebook?
Myspace, and it’s even pretty fucking lame most of the time. What a shitty interface too, it runs like old people fuck, slow & sloppy….they need some good programmers over there…you hear me TOM?
36. Do you have T-Mobile?
Yeah for my personal line and Verizon for my business Crack-Berry…
38. Where have all the cowboys gone?
Back to fucking Texas with all the Steers & Queers.
39. Do you usually fall for the "bad guys/girls"?
Yes, I tend to love the whores. jk
40. Were you an outcast in high school?
No, I was my own person, not attached to cliques and groups, I loved and hated everyone the same.
41. Last time you saw your parents?
I see my mom every day for the most part, and my dad is long gone and dead years ago, no loss there, please trust me on that one…you just don’t know. The world is a better place.
42. Do you have any talents?
I have wreck less driving talents, law less criminal skills, and better radar than the ARMY. I can spot the hot chick in a crowd from a mile away. We have missile lock…confirmed…
43. Ever been in a wedding?
Yes, a few.
44. Do you have any children?
Not that I know of.
45. Last movie you watched?
Bubba Ho Tep & Clerks 2, which were both much better than I expected.
By the way Talledaga Nights was a big let-down…not really that funny.
46. donde esta numero cuarenta y seis?
This is number 46, what is your question? Como?? No Comprendo… Yes, I get your Spanish…very clever. How’s that working out for ya?
47. Did you take a nap today?
No, but it should be mandatory after lunch for all workers.
48. What was your high school's mascot?
A Cruiser…we joke that it’s a Police Cruiser because it’s a rough school, but it was the name of a horse, actually the inspiration for the movie The Horse Whisperer…they beat the story into your head at a young age…
49. Ever been on a cruise?
No, I’m not sure that I’d like it.
50. Favorite vacation spot?
Naples in Florida, Mexico, and I’ll bet Europe when I get there will be a new favorite of mine.
51. How many pets do you have?
None, I don’t need any house-shitters to clean up after.
52. Do you have any wealthy friends?
Yes, but what constitutes wealth? Money, family, fame, or just not having to live from paycheck to paycheck?
53. Ever met anyone really famous before?
Yes, you mean besides me? Lots of people, but fame is all an illusion anyway. It’s not real, you’re not that special.
54. Favorite actress?
I like Uma Thurman, I think she’s a great actor, very versatile and can play any roll.
56. Are you multi-tasking right now?
I’m always multitasking, otherwise I’d never get anything done.
57. Could you handle being in the military?
No, I don’t like people telling me what to do.
58. Are you hungry or thirsty?
Always thirsty for more.
59. Favorite fast food restaurant?
White Castle, at 4am, drunk….it’s the best thing ever.
61. What is your average cell phone bill?
at least $100 if not more
62. Do you own a camera phone?
No, they all SUCK. My old ass digital camera takes way better pictures than any I’ve ever seen…
63. Ever had to take a sobriety test?
No, and I never will. Arrest me, then see what happens to you Officer soon to be Crossing Guard. And Call My Attorney, NOW!
64. Do you believe in Karma?
Most Definitely.
65. Can you speak any other languages?
Yes, Spanish, Japanese, and Ebonics….it’s an official language now
66. Last time you went to the gym or worked out?
I don’t go the gym, I ride my mountain-bike… and last ride was about a month ago when it was warm enough, I did around 20 miles that day…
67. How many pairs of shoes do you own?
Around 20, lots of sneakers, plus my dress shoes and stuff.
68. Do you have a photo hosting site that you use
ImageShack is the Shizzle
69. Last place you drove your car?
Home from the Hospital after working today.
70. What is your college mascot?
The Santa Cruz Bananna Slugs!!! GO SLUGS!!!
71. Ever been to Las Vegas?
3 Times. I spent my 21st birthday there too, getting annihilated
72. Nicest Hotel you ever stayed in?
The Naples Beach Club & Resort In Naples Florida, it’s nicer than the Ritz Carlton next door to it and has a larger private beach with a bar on it….what more do I need?
74. How much money did you make today?
Around $250, it was a light day.
75. What do you think is your best feature?
My personality.
76. Have you ever been gambling?
Yep, I’m a gambler too, love to play Roulette and Craps, I’ve made a shitload of money playing Craps!
77. How old are your parents?
late 50’s
78. When is the last time you updated your blog?
pretty regularly
80. Best lip gloss?
Carmex keeps my lips from cracking when it’s really cold…
81. Have you been to New York City
Yep, only in the winter though, I want to go in the Summer, Spring, and then the Fall.
82. Favorite sit down restaurant?
Smith & Wollensky makes a mean Steak if you have $200 to burn…killer food.
83. Ever been to Disney?
No, I’ve been by it, but I’m not interested in all that. I’d rather go to 6 Flags, Kings Island, or Cedar Point.
84. favorite cartoon character?..
Mr. Hanky the Christmas Poo…and the Grinch.
85. Last thing you cooked?
Breakfast
86. How is the weather today?
unseasonably warm, 55 today…the norm is like 30’s this time of the year.
87. Do you e-mail?
All the time
89. Favorite storE
EBAY!!!!! I HATE RETAIL!!!
90. Purses, Shoes, or Sunglasses?
---Spectacles, testicles, wallet, keys, watch…that’s all I need.
91. Last voicemail you received?
HR Lady at the hospital making me a job offer for a ridiculous amount of cash.
92. Do you drunk dial?
Never
93. Stupidest thing you ever did with your cell phone?
Dove into a river to rescue my lost sandal…with it in my pocket.
Strange enough, it still works, and it never stopped working, soaking wet…Nokia’s ROCK!
94. What is the best city in the state that you have lived in?
Columbus for sure, if you don’t know, you better recognize.
95. Favorite band?
Too numerous to list, I like a lot of underground and oddball music
96. Last time you were sick?
Had a 24 hour bug about a month ago, it was shitty.
97. Are you bored right now?
I don’t think I could have got this far if I wasn’t, isn’t that painfully obvious???
98.What is the last concert you attended?
Can’t remember, must have been a good one. I think it was Bobaflex? At the Al~Rosa Villa!
99. What do you want more than anything right now?
My own home, currently saving for my whopping down payment.
100. What are your plans for tomorrow?
Working on finalizing a new hospital wing downtown, then going to pick up a new toy in Delaware, stopping off to visit with one of my sisters, to my attorneys house to personally deliver his Hanukkah card, then home to finish a side job for my accountant….and that’s a light day for me.
God, I’m glad this thing is over…damn…
