~MCL~Thy Carnivals Prayer:Our Father of Shangri-LaHallowed be thy nameIf the world turns over save meFrom thy fiery rainKeep me pureKeep me cleanAs the lotus growsI ask you for forgivenessSave me from the crowsJuggalo be thy name, Hatchets be thy game, fuck with one, you fuck with all, we never travel alone and are always ready for anything, so be wise and just pass us by and don't say we shine, we are creatures of the night and will always be there when a fellow Juggalo needs us, we stand by the Dark Carnival and all it teaches, so for all Juggalos and Juggalettes, stand firm and always be ready.The Juggalo Pledge:I Pledge Allegiance To The Hatchet Of The Underground Society Of Juggalos, And For The Ninjas For Which It Stands, One Family, Under God, Full Of Freaks, With Faygo And Magic Neden For All!!WE WILL NEVER DIE ALONE, JUGGALOS WILL CARRY ON, SWING OUR HATCHETS IF WE MUST, EACH AND EVERYONE OF USWhen I die, show no pitty, send my soul to Juggalo city, dig my grave six feet deep, put two matches by my feet, put two hatchets on my chest and tell my homies I did my best.Pass this on if your down with the Clown WHOOP WHOOP!!!Firstly, I want all of you to know that the wicked clowns will never die and once a juggalo/juggalette theres no turning back. Its hard for me to only pick 14 of my homies to send this to, so you better be one happy mothafucka!!! If I dont get this shit back thats cool I know im down wit da clown 4 life!!!! So you better do this shit ok. This game has been played since the fuckin juggalos and juggalettes have been alive. Once you read this letter, you must send it to 14 juggalos/juggalettes within five days. On the fifth day if you did this wicked shit than you will be blessed by the dark carnival. Please send this to 14 homies. It has worked for many of the juggalo family. Good luck! NOW Dont FUCK THIS Up.
We may paint our faces,we may fuck around.But pussy-ass bitches,here won't be found.My homies stand,behind me all the way.My true family,and forever we'll stay.Don't fuck with me,cause they got my back.Where do YOUR friends go,when they know you can't hack?Do they stay there and help?Fuck no they run.Back to their mommies,while we have our fun.My juggalo family,we don't fuck around.So tell me this now,are you down with the clown?send this to ten people and if you get it back five your truly down with the clowns
