'A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender,"Wanna hear a blonde joke?" In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says,"Before you tell that joke, you should know something. Our bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a six foot tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is six foot two, weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is six foot five, pushing 300, and he's a wrestler. Each one of us is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?" The blind guy says,"Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times." ~ LOLTHANK YOU FOR STOPPING BY. YOU HAVE A PLEASANT EVENING.xoxoxo,Juliet AKA Modela (*_*)
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Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table. A very attractive blonde woman from South Alabama arrives and bets $20,000 on a single roll of dice. She says,"I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I play topless." With that, she strips to the waist, rolls the dice, and yells,"Come on, Southern girl needs new clothes!" As the dice bounce and come to a stop, she jumps up and down and squeals,"Yes! Yes! I won! I won!" She hugs each of the dealers, picks up her winnings, and her clothes, and quickly departs. The dealers stare at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asks,"What did she roll?" The other answers,"I don't know, I thought you were watching." ~ LOLTGIF!Thank you for stopping by. You have a good one.xoxoxo,Juliet AKA Modela (*_*)
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