12 Things Losers Do On Fubar
Body: 12 things losers do on MySpace
Body: ONE
there is NO SUCH THING as a fubar tracker
it does NOT exist. so quit posting stupid bulletins like
"OH-MY-GOSH this WORKS!!!"
no, it doesnt.
TWO
To the people who have like 1,000 friends,
are you serious?
You don't know half of them.
You're stupid.
Go play in traffic.
THREE
Don't ever post pictures and say
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
"OMG, I'm so fat"
because if you were,
you wouldn't post them.
And if u do ur a freaking mongoloid.
FOUR
Nobody cares about threats over the internet.
Don't try to act like you're hard with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;
even if you win, you're still retarded.
FIVE
Quit crying
b/c you're not on someones top 8.
who cares?
Appearently they don't want you on there.
ITS MYSPACE.
NOT YOURSPACE.
SIX
Who really cares if
I don't accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Don't send me another request or message asking
"what's up with you not adding me?"
I don't want you as a friend,
that's what's up!!!
SEVEN
Little 6th graders who have MySpace
and look like sluts, and act like whores
go somewhere else because nobody
wants you here. Stop being fake ass bitches too.
And Parents quit blaming myspace for your kid being
a hooker, she was a hooker before
myspace, and she'd be a hooker without it!
What does that say about your
parenting skills? Think about it!
EIGHT
If you have decided to read this,
you are a true MySpace Friend.
Real friends read their bulletins.
NINE
I say you go and pass this on
and maybe it will finally get through people's brains
TEN
And if you open a bulletin and it says something like
repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog
tonight,or some dead skinless girl is gonna rape your mom"
QUIT BEING AN IDIOT!!
ELEVEN
They Claim To Be A Celebrity For Attention Because Theyre
Fat Ass Bitches With No Life Or Friends so The Steal
Other Peoples Popularity By Posing As Them
TWELVE
All you guys that go around asking
girls to post sexy videos on myspace
are you serious?
go get a whore off the streets
if your that desprate
This is a test to see how many people
in your friends list
actually pay attention to you.
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