1. Pimples May Surface
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4 Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me with Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
8 Pass My Sweatpants
9. Pass My Shotgun
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11. Plainly Men Suck
12. Pack My Stuff
13. Potential Murder Suspect