WHY WOMAN CRY....A little boy asked his mother, 'Why are you crying?' 'Because I'm awoman,' she told him.'I don't understand,' he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, 'Andyou never will.'Later the little boy asked his father, 'Why does mother seem to cry forno reason?''All women cry for no reason,' was all his dad could say.The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry.Finally he put in a call to God. When God got on the phone, he asked,'God, why do women cry so easily?'God said:'When I made the woman she had to be special.I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world,yet gentle enough to give comfortI gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejectionthat many times comes from her children.I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone elsegives up, and take care of her family through sickness and fatiguewithout complaining..I gave her the sensitivity to love her children under any and allcircumstances, even when her child has hurt her very badly.I gave her strength to carry her husband through his faults andfashioned her from his rib to protect his heart.I gave her wisdom to know that a good husband never hurts his wife, butsometimes tests her strengths and her resolve to stand beside himunfalteringly.And finally, I gave her a tear to shed. This is hers exclusively to usewhenever it is needed.''You see my son,' said God, 'the beauty of a woman is not in theclothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs herhair.The beauty of a woman must be seen in her eyes, because that is thedoorway to her heart - the place where love resides.'[]Please send this to five beautiful women you know today. If you do,something good will happen - You will boost another woman's self-esteem
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