41 Year Old
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Male
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From West Monroe, LA·
Invited by: suag·
Joined on August 8, 2006
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on April 21st
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I have a crush on someone!
41 Year Old
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Male
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From West Monroe, LA·
Invited by: suag·
Joined on August 8, 2006
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on April 21st
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I have a crush on someone!
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41 Year Old
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Male
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From West Monroe, LA·
Invited by: suag·
Joined on August 8, 2006
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on April 21st
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I have a crush on someone!
HOW TO MAKE LOVE>>Ingredients:>4 Laughing eyes>4 Well-shaped legs>4 Loving arms>2 Firm milk containers>2 Nuts>1 Fur-lined mixing bowl>1 Firm banana> >>>Directions:>1. Look into laughing eyes.>2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.>3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently.>4 Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until>well creamed. For best results. Continue to knead milk containers.>5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover>with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight).>6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften,>repeat 4 steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.> >>>Notes:>1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully>before and after use.>2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use.> >>3. If cake rises, leave town.> >>> >>> >>>Send this to:>0 people- your love life will be shit>8 people- you will have a sweet love life and good sex>8 or more people- you will find the perfect love
YOU HAVE BEEN FUCKED!Spread the legs and go at it! Pick any of your friends and FUCK THEM! This is for any one you think is hot!RULES:1- You can fuck the person who fucked you, of course.2- You can fuck the same person as many times as you can (c'mon, ENDURANCE)! Be creative!*3- You -MUST- spread the sex! At least 1 fuck is fine and dandy!4- You should fuck in public! Be adventurous, damn it. Paste it on their user page so they feel slutty!5- Random sex is perfectly okay!6- Please, don't worry about same gender fucking, it's HOT.7- You should most definitely get started fuckin' right away!This is about showing everyone how much you care for them and HOW BAD YOU WANT THEIR ASS! Make everyone feel a little loved (and roughed up!). Please don't take this too personally, BUT I JUST FUCKED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>F.U.C.KStands For:Friends U Can Keep.So promise mewe'll F.U.C.K forever! Send this to 10 people & 1 back to me. To know who your true F. U. C. Ks are""9,675,000,000 people in this world & yet I ended up with your crazy ass as a friend? Damn,I'm lucky! -lol-Send this to everyone you love.Get 1 back - Ppl feel sorry for youGet 2 back - You have a cpl true friends!Get 3 back - You're aightGet 4 back - You're lovedGet 5 back - You're adoredGet 6 + - Damn you're a celebrity
I sent an angel to watch over you last night,but it came back. I asked, 'Why?' The angel said, 'Angels don't watch over angels!'....Twenty angels are in the world. Ten are sleeping. Nine are playing. One is reading this comment.....Send this to ten friends, including me. If you get five replies, someone you love will surprise you
♥HEY SWEETIE! PEEKING IN♥ ~*~PASSING BY TO LEAVE SOME LUV~*~ ♥I WILL RATE YOUR PROFILE A 10♥ ★BECAME YOUR FAN,TOO★ IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO DO THE SAME AND ADD ME AS A FRIEND THAT WOULD BE NICE ;) ~~******MUAH******~~ *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* *~/~Sassy Laurie~/~*
Hey Sweetie! Thank you for the friend request! Would you be so kind to see if you have ۞RATED AND FANNED۞ my profile? I hope you are having a Great Night!
InFArREd FaN Me PlZ STHU
