---------------Girls---------------------------are like apples------------------on trees. The best ones----------are at the top of the tree.--------The boys dont want to reach-----for the good ones because they--are afraid of falling and getting hurt.-Instead, they get the rotten apples-from the ground that arent as good, -but easy. So the apples up top think-something wrong w/ them when in---reality they're amazing. They just-----have to wait for the right boy to------ come along, the one who's----------------- brave enough to--------------------------climb all--------------------------------the way--------------------------------to the top-----------------------------of the tree.----------------
Dear Friend,When you feel like crying....call me. ! . ! . !I don't promise that I will make u laugh,but I can cry with you. If one day you want torun away don't be afraid to call me.I don't promise to ask you to stop......but I can run with you.If one day you don't want to listen to anyone.....call me.I promise to be there for youbut also promise to remain quiet.But one day if you call......and there is no answer.....come fast to see me.Perhaps I need you.____0000000000______0000000000_______000________000__000________000____000___________0000___________000__000_____________00_____________000_000____________________________000_000___________THANKS__________000__000____________FOR___________000____000__________BEING_________000______000__________MY_________000_________000______FRIEND______000_____________000______________000_________________000__________000______________________000____000___________________________00__00_______________________________00_________________________________ 0 _________________WHATS SHREK WITHOUT DONKEY?WHATS MINNIE WITH0UT MICKEY ?WHATS PIGGLET WITH0UT P0OH ?WHATS PATRICK WITH0UT SP0NGE BOB ?WHATS ME WITH0UT YOU . . .SEND THIS TO ALL THE PEOPLE YOU LUV 0R FRIENDS YOU NEVER WANNA LOSE.If you get this back, you are loved -- BIG TIME.Rose Are Red,Violets Are Blue,I Will Fight AnyoneWho messes With you.Send To Everybody Whose Back You Got And See Who Has Yours
A simple bitch will take you where you need to go. *A real bitch throws you her keys and says it needs gas in it!A simple bitch will tell you not to fight, it aint worth it. *A real bitch will say beat her ass and look at the crowd and say" nobody better jump in".A simple bitch will let another bitch know she can back the fuck up or get knocked the fuck out. *A real bitch will just knock her the fuck out!!!A simple bitch tells you, she's had enough to drink. *A real bitch tells you we need another shot, we bout to get fucked up!A simple bitch goes to the club with you and sits down. *A real bitch goes to the club with you and says lets show these simple bitches how we do it.A simple bitch wonders who your new man is. *A real bitch know that mutha fucka's first name, last name , his birthday, where he lives, who he's related to, what kinda car he drive's, where he works, how many babies mama's he has, and how many bitches he is talking to right now!!!A simple bitch thinks the friendship is over when you have an argument. *A real bitch lets you know that it was fucked up, but I still love ya."A simple bitch expects you to always be there for them. *A real bitch knows you will always be there for them, they don't have to expect shit.A simple bitch reads this e-mail, relizes that she is a simple bitch and then deletes it. *A real bitch passes this to her real bitches without thinking about it.Pass this to all your real bitches......if you don't get it back that's because you mailed it to a simple bitch
LOVE starts with a SMILE, grows with a KISS, and ends with a TEAR. DON'T cry over anyone who won't cry over you. Good FRIENDS are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. You can only go as far as you push. ACTIONS speak louder than words. The HARDEST thing to do is watch the one you love, love somebody else. DON'T let the past hold you back, you're missing the good stuff. LIFE'S SHORT. If you don't look around once in a while you might miss it. A BEST FRIEND is like a four leaf clover, HARD TO FIND and LUCKY TO HAVE. Some people make the world SPECIAL just by being in it. BEST FRIENDS are the siblings God forgot to give us. When it HURTS to look back, and you're SCARED to look ahead, you can look beside you and your BEST FRIEND will be there. TRUE FRIENDSHIP"NEVER" ENDS. Friends are FOREVER. Good friends are like STARS You don't always see them, but you know they are ALWAYS THERE. DON'T frown. You never know who is falling in love with your smile. What do you do when the only person who can make you stop crying is the person who made you cry? Nobody is perfect until you fall in love with them. Everything is okay in the end. If it's not okay, then it's not the end. Most people walk in and out of your life, but only FRIENDS leave footprints in your heart. Send this to all the people that are really your friend including the person that sent this to you.
HOW TO MAKE LOVEIngredients:4 Laughing eyes4 Well-shaped legs4 Loving arms2 Firm milk containers2 Nuts1 Fur-lined mixing bowl1 Firm bananaDirections:1. Look into laughing eyes.2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently.4 Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out untilwell creamed. For best results. Continue to knead milk containers.5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and coverwith nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight).6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften,repeat 4 steps 3-5Notes:1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefullybefore and after use.2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use.3. If cake rises, leave town.Send this to:0 people- your love life will be shit7 people- you will have a sweet love life and good sex8 or more people- you will find the perfect love
If kisses were water, I will give u a sea. If hugs were leaves, I will give u a tree. If LIFE was a planet, I will give u a galaxy, if friendship is life I will give u mine."worlds best friends week" send this to all ur good friends. Even me, if i am one of them. See how many u get back. If u get more than 3 u r really lovable....
YOU'RE IT!! YOU HAVE BEEN CONSIDERED ONE OF MY COOLEST FRIENDS ON MY LIST ONCE YOU HAVE BEEN TAGGED YOU HAVE TO TAG 10 OF YOUR SWEETEST FRIENDS AND LET THEM KNOW THEY ARE COOL X.X.X""FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore thisSend this heart 2 at least 15 ppl including me if u Gonna Hold Me Down 4 Lyfe!!! Let's see how many hearts you get!!!!........¶¶¶¶¶¶............¶¶¶¶¶¶....¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶....¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶..¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶........¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶........¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶....¶¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ..¶¶¶¶¶¶¶. ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶....¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶......¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶.........¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶...........¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶............¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶.............¶¶¶¶¶¶...............¶¶" !!!xoxoxoxo!!
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