I am recently separated. I was married for 10 years and with him for 11. I have two children, boy and girl, 8 and 4. I have had my tubes tied, so I cannot have anymore children unless I had it undone, which I don't consider an option. I was in a horrible relationship. I love to have fun and have a weird sense of humor. He was opposite. Me and my family talk about anything and love to laugh.(I mean anything). If someone can't stand me then they definitly won't be able to stand them. I cuss alot. I have five tattoos and will probably get more. I've had herpes for 8 years. I left everything when I separated so I'm living with my family right now. If your looking for someone financially stable then run like hell from me.lol. I'm not looking for a sugar daddy. I take care of myself and don't need your fu..... money. I'm mostly looking for friends and if I like you and you like me then maybe later more. I have to protect my kids by being picky. I don't work out. I'm not lazy, just don't have time between work and kids. I have scars and stretch marks and some broken blood vessels. Pregnancy did not agree with me at all. I'm not downing myself, I just believe that since you can't see it on here, I should tell you. You don't want to get me naked one day and go "What the f...". You see why I want someone who is as crazy as me. Trust me, my mouth and weirdness gets so much worse.lol. Anyway, life hasn't been that good to me but now that I'm starting over, I'm going to make it better. I might not meet anyone on here but at least I'm trying. It's better than waiting on mr. right to find me. I'm very honest and to the point. I don't play games and will do my best to never hurt anyone's feelings. Oh, if your looking for a good cook, move on. I burn alot of food. I can cook some things but not a chef. I wasn't going to share this on here but decided... fuck it! If your going to know me then part of knowing me is accepting me.