54 Year Old
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Female
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Joined on August 31, 2006
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Born on February 15th
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I have a crush on someone!
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I'm 38, I live almost in the dead center of the United States. Well, a little north of dead center. Around the belly button area, I guess. :)
THE ULTIMATE SEX SURVEY
Name: Ms Evilbad Age: 36 Current Location: Nearly the middle of the US! Eye/Hair Color: grn/lt brn Height: 5'5" Ethnicity: Caucasion Sexual Orientation: bi-curious Size of penis/breast: 36C
WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN THE OPPOSITE SEX?:
Age: legal Eye/Hair: Yes, I prefer they have eyes. I could go either way on the hair. Height: mmm..don't care Ethnicity: mmm..don't care Body Type: mmm..don't care Whats your favorite part of a guys/gals body?:The outside
EASY QUESTIONS:
What kind of underwear R U Wearing? thong Have you ever given/received a lap dance? nope Ever watch a porno? psh, yeah Ever made someone think you were gonna have sex but didnt? umm, no Are you into ass smacking? depends on how bad you've been Are you a Virgin?: would you believe me if i said yes? When did you lose it? August 1988 (I was 18) How was your first time? nothing to write home about If you had a choice would you have stayed a virgin longer? nope Are you an easy O or hard O? depends on the o! Ever meet someone off the internet for sex? nope How many dates does it take to get into your pants? that all depends Do you like dirty talk? see, this all depends too Smallest? Grr!! How do you wear your pubic hair? I don't. How do you like your partners public hair done? corn rows or dredlocks What is your favorite birth control? my favorite? Ever have sex without a condom? duh, i was married Ever been in a one night stand? yes If so, how many? one
ALITTLE DEEPER
How many sex partners have you had? I have more fingers than sex partners. nuff said How many oral sex partners? what? How many anal? que? What kind of sex do you prefer? definitely human Ever have sex with the person of the same sex? no What is your favorite position? I wear the saddle Can you usually make your partner cum? Usually?? (girls) On what part of your body do you want guys to cum? preferably the inside How old is the oldest person ya had sex with? 40 :) (it's not gross, I was 36) Youngest? my age at the time How much sex have you had in the past month? you first week? you haven't gone yet Day? still waiting on you! How long can you go without sex before you start going crazy? oh, now you're trying to change the subject!!! Do you enjoy going down on your partner? sure (girls) Do you swallow? last I checked..(gulp) yep, still do
NAUGHTY ZONE
Ever have a 3 some? no What kind? the 'no', i haven't had one kind How did it happen? *sigh* Ever been with more than 2 guys/girls at the same time? yes How many dudes/gals? two guys and a girl How did it happen? alcohol and porn Ever have sex with another couple? that's what I'm talking about, genius Ever been video taped or photo graphed during sex? no Ever been involved in a double penetration? no Been tied up? yeah Ever Paid or taken money for sex? no Ever have sex in Public? *teehee* ya If so, where? a few places...it was dark! What is your sexual fantasy? which one? Who do you think about when you masturbate? depends Own any sexy toys, what kind? yes, the sexy kind.
54 Year Old
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Female
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Joined on August 31, 2006
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Born on February 15th
·1 referrals joined!
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I have a crush on someone!
Interests
Music
R.I.P. Jeff Healey. You will be missed.
Movies
Action movies are probably my favorite: all of the Die Hard, Lethal Weapon and Indiana Jones movies (well, Temple of Doom kinda sucked). I like Looney Toons. They don't make good cartoons like that anymore! Marvin the Martian rocks, but I like 'em all pretty much. I like funny movies. The Money Pit, Galaxy Quest, Liar Liar, stuff like that.