I'm a geeky shy man..
So when I finally get the nerve to talk to a pretty woman..
(all women are pretty to me btw)
Yes even my little sister.. though she and I argue.. lmao
Anywho..
I give myself 30 secs to 1 min to talk to women.
That way.. if i look like a total foo.. which is possible then.. I can slowly back away and run..
Sometimes its weird.. and doesn't work.. they actually talk to me! hehehe
then again..
When I do have my 30 sec moment..
I can feel the buddies of mine drinking hater ade
I went to the pimps n ho's party..
I saw a girl that I liked... liked a lot..
and for 30 secs..
I had her complete attention.. I knew what to say.. how to compliment her. She just smiled .. kept looking at me..
She told me I looked good.. she wouldn't take her eyes off me.
and for 30 secs.. man that was nice!
Just to see her smile and look into my eyes..
call me sexy..
then.. haterlicious came around..
and he came around again..
and again..
I never get attention from girls like her..
so DAMN IT I GOT ANGRY!! LOL
I couldn't believe what I said..
Yo.. If you ask me what i'm doing one more time.
Take your sorry drunk ass playa , haten ass over there!
Can't you see.. I'm talking to a woman. Not some little girl..
Can't you see that I have 10 secs left?
Thats all it get..
You ignorant mofo.. Don't you see the friggin line of guys wanting to talk to her?
nooooooooo wait.. your upset cuz .. I get some attention for once in like 5 friggin years man!
So, yes.. I'm going to enjoy this "kodak" moment.
Yes I like the way she looks at me.. and yes I like the way she 's talking to me..
I like the way she talks to me and never leaves the conversation despite other wanna be pimps around..
hahahhahha
He was drunk.. I was driving his sorry ass to the party that I paid $10 to get in.
and
baby
I was "so fresh and clean" I stopped the room! hahaha
girls were checking me out.. a girl danced just for me on the dance floor..
Lana got on stage cuz I told her she rawked the house.. and she won the ho contest.. lol
She said.. "thankyou "
hehehe
I asked why did she dance so .. very.. umm yeah..lol
She told me .. "that " was for me. hahhaha
awwwwwwwww
Then its moron buddy hater makes me leave.. like i was going to turn into a pumpkin..
I knew i'd not get another chance.. daarn it..
:(
I had 30 secs to make an impression and I finally did..
Only took 2 years to do it! lmao
Kinda like that time a girl called my mom's house on a wrong number when I was just out of highschool.. thats another story..
darkman
