If you don't like severely clever, witty, funny, sarcastic guys you won't like me.
If you don't like tall guys you won't like me.
If you don't like guys with blue eyes you won't like me.
If you don't like romantic guys, the kind that blow up your phone and facebook with little hearts and pics of duckies and bunnies kissing, you won't like me.
If you don't like chivalrous guys who hold doors and insist on paying dinner/movie bills, you won't like me.
If you don't like receiving gifts and/or flowers not only on special days, but for no reason at all, you won't like me.
If you don't like getting compliments on how beautiful you look every day and how sweet your ass looks in those jeans, you won't like me.

If you suck at kissing I won't like you.
If you rarely ever drink I won't like you.
If you're not cool I won't like you.
If you don't like to hold hands at the movies I won't like you.

If you don't like sushi, I'll still like you, but I'd prefer it if you did.
If you only like certain foods and don't like to try new things, I'll still like you, but I'd prefer it if you did.
If you can't go out for a night on the town once in a while and last till 4am, I'll still like you, but it would be cool if you could.
If you like to stay home sometimes and watch movies and cuddle on the couch all day and nap and stuff, I'll definitely like you.

If you write and say hello I will like you