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42 Year Old · Female · From Emory, TX · Invited by: airtex · Joined on November 26, 2006 · Born on August 5th
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42 Year Old · Female · From Emory, TX · Invited by: airtex · Joined on November 26, 2006 · Born on August 5th
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Well, what do you want to know? I've lived here in Emory pretty much my whole life. I have been divorced 3 years now, but have met someone that makes me completely HAPPY for a change. Billy and I have been living together about 4 months now. I have 2 kids, a 6 year old and a 3 year old and then an 18 year old, 10 year old and 8 month old that are his..but I love just like my own. ;o)IF MY BODY WERE A CARIf my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull, but that's not the worst of it. My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close. My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather. My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins. It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently. But here is the worst of it -- Almost every time I sneeze, cough, or sputter... either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires! ~LOL~ Get Your Own! | View SlideshowA couple of easy steps to find out.1. Have your ever said Hey ya'll watch this and ended up in the hospital?2. Used a road sign to sight in your rifle?3. Drank so much that you have woke up in the bed with a woman who weighs twice as much as you do?4. Ever threw up in your boot?5. Woke up naked in your front or back yard?6. You scratch yourself no matter when are where you are at?7. When you fart you invite others to come share the aroma with you?8. You have ever shared a spit can.9. You got lost in the woods, chased up a tree by wild hogs, then have an owl fly into your head. 10. Poured you sippin whiskey in your truck to give it enough gas to make it home.11. Have ever shit on your overall straps.12. Touched yourself in an impure manner while in your tree stand.13. Accidentally shot a hole in your house while cleaning your gun.14. Fell out of your tree stand and break both of your legs. 15. Gave yourself a hicky by sticking a suction cup to your forehead.16. Used pantyhose as a fan belt to keep your truck cool enough to keep playing in the mudd. 17. Thrown up because you were trying to dig a hair out of your throat. 18. Ever slid down the highway on your ass because you are too manly to wear a seat belt.19. You hooked up with a girl as a result of a message on the wall of the men's room at the Flying J Truck Stop. 20. You actually know someone who has been on Springer.21. You have used your lawnmower to pull you truck and trailer back home because the truck broke down.

42 Year Old · Female · From Emory, TX · Invited by: airtex · Joined on November 26, 2006 · Born on August 5th
Interests
Anything outdoors, and anything that my kids, ♥Kendall and Madison♥ like to do...
Music
Any.. Southern Rock is my favorite. Got a few people and groups listed below.. lol .38 Special A.C. Reed (with Stevie Ray Vaughan) Ace Moreland Alias All Southern Rock Allen Collins Band Allgood Alligator Soup Alligator Stew Arc Angels Artimus Pyle Band Atlanta Rhythm Section Barefoot Jerry Big Head Todd And The Monsters Big Mike Griffin Black Creek Band Black Oak Arkansas Blackberry Smoke Blackfoot Blackhorse Bloodline Blues Co-Op Blues Traveler C. C. Adcock Charlie Daniels Band Chris Anderson Chris Duarte Group Clarence "Gatemouth" Brown Confederate Railroad Copperhead Cross Canadian Ragweed Cross Cut Saw Cry Of Love Danny Joe Brown David Allan Coe Derek Trucks Band Dickey Betts & Great Southern Dillinger Disco Biscuits Dixie Dregs Doc Holliday Doyle Bramhall II Dr. Hector & The Groove Injectors Drive-By Truckers Dru Lombar Duane Allman Dustbowlers Eddie Stone & Friends Edgar Winter's White Trash Edwin Mccain Electric Boogie Dawgz Elvin Bishop Eric King Eric King And The Thin Line Eric Quincy Tate Fabulous Thunderbirds Fiddleworms Floyd Miles Freddie Salem And The Wildcats Full Tilt Ghost Riders Goose Creek Symphony Gov't Mule Gregg Allman Grinderswitch Hank Williams Jr. Hayseed Dixie Henry Paul Band Hourglass Ian Moore Inhalers Iron Horse J.J. Cale J.LaPalme & ROADHOUSE Jackson Stone Band Jen Elliott Jimmie Van Zant Jimmy Nalls Johnny Jenkins Johnny Van Zant Band Johnny Winter Jupiter Coyote Kendal Stash Kenny Wayne Shepherd King Karma Laurie Morvan Band Le Roux Lenny McDaniel Leon Russell Les Claypool Les Dudek Liquid Groove Mojo Little Feat Lonnie Mack Lyle Lovett Lynyrd Skynyrd Mason Ruffner Mississippi Mudsharks Molly Hatchet Moon Dog Mane Mother's Finest New Riders of the Purple Sage Night Train Nitzinger North Mississippi Allstars Particle Paul Ray & The Cobras (Feat. Stevie Ray Vaughan) Point Blank Potliquor Pride & Glory Pure Prairie League Rebel Meets Rebel Rebel Pride Rebel Pride Band Regulators Rick Moore & Mr Lucky Rossington Rossington-Collins Band Ruud Cooty Screamin' Cheetah Wheelies Sea Level Shelton Irwin Sherod Hunter Shooter Jennings Silver Travis Band Sonny Landreth Southern Cross Southern Culture On The Skids Southern Fury Southern Gentlemen Southern Rock Allstars Steve Earle Steve Estes Steve Gaines Stevie Hawkins Stevie Ray Vaughan Stillwater The Band The Black Crowes The Bottle Rockets The Charlie Daniels Band The Chris Hicks Band The Fabulous Thunderbirds The Four Horsemen The Georgia Satellites The Gypsy Sons The Highway The Jay B Elston Band The Johnny Artis Band The Kentucky Headhunters The Marshall Tucker Band The Mighty Jeremiahs The Nitty Gritty Dirt Band The Outlaws The Ozark Mountain Daredevils The Refreshments The Steepwater Band The Winters Brothers Band Third Day Thomas & King Train Tribal Tongue Two Guns Van Zant Warren Haynes Wayne Sauls & Bear Facts Wet Willie White Cowbell Oklahoma White Witch Widespread Panic WIND Featuring Johnny Neel Yonder Mountain String Band Ziploxx ZZ Top

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