1. Where were you 3 hours ago?
playing yahtzee with andy
2. Who are you in love with?
some retard better known as my husband
3. Have you ever eaten a crayon?
probably
4. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
my vagina
5. When is the last time you went to the mall?
its been a long ass time
6. Are you wearing socks right now?
no
7.Do you have a car worth over $2,000?
yes
8. When was the last time you drove out of town?
about a month ago
9. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days?
i havent been to a movie in years
10. Are you hot?
im the hottest fat chick i know
11. What was the last thing you had to drink?
orange soda
12. What are you wearing right now?
black pants and a brown lacy tank top
13. Do you wash your car or let the car wash do it?
neither my husband does it
14. Last food that you ate?
salad with carrots, cucumbers, red onions and cheddar cheese
15. Where were you last week at this time?
home
16. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week?
nope
17. When is the last time you ran?
its been at least 5 years
18. What's the last sporting event you watched?
i dont watch that shit
19. What is your favorite animal?
I like puppies
20. Your dream vacation?
Equador
21. Last person's house you were in?
other than my own...eric and dianas
22. Worst injury you've ever had?
ive never really been injured, but a brown recluse bit my ass cheek about a month ago
23. Have you been in love?
im retarded for someone, yes
24. Do you miss anyone right now?
my family and friends
25. Last play you saw?
ive never seen a play
26. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
im freakin hilarious and it doesnt hurt that I have big boobs
27. What are your plans for tonight?
sleeping eventually
28. Who is the last person you sent a MySpace message or comment?
I dont remember
29. Next trip you are going to take?
we are going to st.louis for xmas
30. Ever go to camp?
thats a negative
31. Were you an honor roll student in school?
way back before i started smoking weed
32. What do you want to know about the future?
if that salad i ate earlier is going to give me the shits
33. Are you wearing any perfume or cologne?
im wearing some skin so soft shower spray that andy says makes me smell like an old woman
34. Are you due sometime this year for a doctor's visit?
ive seen enough doctors lately, but yes
35. Where is your best friend?
her house?
36. How is your best friend?
i hope shes good
37. Do you have a tan?
nope, im pale
38. What are you listening to right now?
the tv
39. Do you collect anything?
boogers.
40. Who is the biggest gossiper you know?
me
41. Last time you got stopped by a cop or pulled over?
damn, i dont know
42. Have you ever drank your soda from a straw?
wtf kind of question is this?
43. What does your last text message say?
my butthole hurts-Laurel
44. Do you like hot sauce?
hell yeah, but not as much as black people...they put that shit on everything...I bet some of them would eat a turd sandwich if you put a little hot sauce on it
45. Last time you took a shower?
this morning
46. Do you need to do laundry?
oh god yes
47. What is your heritage?
dutch and indian
48. Are you someone's best friend?
im a few peoples best friend, im cool like that
49. Are you rich?
im a poor bastard
50. What were you doing at 12AM last night?
playing yahtzee
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