Ok so I think I got this thing figured out. Now about me, lets see, whats there to tell. Spent 5 years in the Corpse yada yada yada. Oh yeah lets get to the good stuff. I'm considered a sick,twisted fuck in some of the even more strange circles. I tend to surround Myself with either beautiful poeple or degenerates because of the fact that crazy poeple are more interesting.And lets face it a few beautiful poeple lying around tends to draw attention away from that recliner covered in duct tape. Now My ideal woman is not that are to find, she is just hiding from Me at the moment. All I really want is a girl who will wake up in the mornin and have coffee ready for Me when I get out of the restsoom. And who will cater to all of My wants. They aren't many but I want them fulfilled when I want them. Now if said woman is feeling under the weather or whatnot the request for things won't be to taxing or there at all. NOT INTERESTED IN SLAVES. Just a woman who knows how to cater to the whims of a madman,HA-HA just kidding(about the madman thing only). So if you are within 5' to 5'8" and slim yet tonned drop me a line. Yes I'm picky but its my world, you're just a squirrel trying to get a nut.P.S. Love Me. You know you want to.