I am interested in somethings (most things) except things I have no interest in. People I know would say that I generally just like girls, perversion and exhibitionism but put up with everything else just to have something to fall back on if I go ugly or blind (they are probably correct ;)

I try to be funny when I write thingies (I like to write thingies) but only get laughs from the immature or inebriated (Thank Satan there is no shortage of those!)

I travel a lot for work and trouble (I need more people willing and able to road trip with me, though - I start talking to myself way too aggressively when driving for days alone - I don't think I deserve that ;) I love looking for dive diners and greasy spoons with good jukeboxes to haunt (and I like to be dressed inappropriately when I find them.)

I go out too much, too (and Dayton sucks so I go out too much and drive too far). Tell me where you are and what's happening and I will be there soon (especially if it is a dark place - light is unbecoming.)

(I hate Sprint, MySpace and having my picture taken most of all in this world - that's sort of interesting?)