Hi!, I’m Mike, women call me “Milk”, because I do their body good!I am an average working man, I work for a tellecommunications company, which makes me travel quite a bit for work, I like to go out once in a while. I like to sit back and watch a good movie. I have strong moral, and family values. I am single right now, but hopefully that will change soon! I live in Hoffman Estates, IL. I like heavy music the most, but I can listen to about anything. I am a romantic, I love to make women feel like they are the only thing that matters, I cant stand cheaters, and liars, and I cant stand stuck-up people. I treat others with respect, and feel I deserve the same!Right now, I am looking to just settle down with a girl, its time to get on with life! * I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by. * Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it. * Accept that some days you are the pigeon and some days the statue. * Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If they aren't there the first time, chances are you won't be needing them again. * I DON'T HAVE AN ATTITUDE PROBLEM, YOU HAVE A PERCEPTION PROBLEM. * Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky, and I thought to myself, "where the fuck is the ceiling?" * My reality check bounced. * On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key. * I don't suffer from stress. I am a carrier. * You are slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter. * Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, because you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. * Everybody is somebody else's weirdo. * Never argue with idiots. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience. * A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt. * Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted. * After any salary raise, you will have less money at the end of the month than you did before. * You can go anywhere you want if you look serious. * Eat one live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day. * If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would get done. * When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried. * Following the rules will not get the job done. * When confronted by a difficult problem, you can solve it more easily by reducing it to the question, "How would MacGyver handle this?" * Only the mediocre are at their best all the time. * There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line. * Bring ideas in and entertain them royally, for one of them may be the king. * When everything is coming your way ...... you're in the wrong lane. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ * I like a WIDE VARIETY of music, as you can see on the music player below!!--if you have something STUPID to say about it, keep it to yourself, cause I dont GIVE A FUCK!Variety is a good thing, if you dont have it, then you are FUCKED!Get Your Own Voice PlayerManage***All that I really want is to dedicate all that I am and the rest of my life to that special woman, and have a family, and only live for them, is that really too much to ask??***~~If you wanna know more, just ask!~~Find me on MySpace and be my friend!